How can one be expected to stay awake with the sound of rain on the roof.

Tried and loved: ✅ @Oshi (推し) In the mail, can’t wait: ✅ @Bitcoin Beans ✅ @Satoshi Coffee Co. ✅ @Olympus Gum ✅ @CryptoCloaks™ Hopefully soon: ⚠️ @Sat’s Oil ⚠️ @Ben Justman🍷 ⚠️ @Great Ghee Please let me buy some wine and olive oil and ghee before anyone gives me any more damn ideas 😂🤌🫡🙏⚡️

I’ve fixed my own truck and cut my own hair for years to buy more bitcoin. One strategy I love is to get a quote from a dealership on how much a repair will be for parts and labor. Then I use that number as my own parts and labor fund. I buy whatever tools I need to make the job easier, learn how to do it and do it myself. Then whatever is left over from what the dealer would have charged me minus the cost of the tools I bought is how much bitcoin I earned for doing the job. The more efficient I am with the repairs the more sats I can stack. Bitcoin changes the way you think. Yes I know I’m preaching to the choir but it’s all I got. 🫶🫡🙏 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Any day is a good day to count your blessings: @Oshi (推し) hodl butter in the fridge (what’s left of it) @Bitcoin Beans chocolate on the way (hopefully) @CryptoCloaks™ @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) edition gamma ripping in the basement @Tmou Canaan Avalon nano s3 in the mail Saving up for @Ben Justman🍷 peony wine, at this point I barely care about the wine. Did you see they put him at the top center of that one pic?! 😂 killing it my dude 🫡 I’m grateful for all you nostriches too 🫡🙏

@Oshi (推し) I don’t know what’s more fun, getting the nut butter or getting the handwritten cards, stickers and whatever this fun gov’t trading card was. In all seriousness it’s all about the nut butter but that other stuff is so fun!

Why is it so hard to start a digital ocean droplet, install nostr-relay, install Tailscale, configure config.toml (to god knows what to work with Tailscale) (set network address to 127.0.0.1? Or to the Tailscale up address? Or the Tailscale subdomain? So many guides that offer so many ways to set it up and none of them explain why they are configured the way they are or how to alter it to fit your needs. It’s easy to do it all but it’s impossible to get the little red dot in the relay list to turn green. TL;DR: I’m too stupid to magically type non-sensical characters in seemingly random orders to make computers do what I want.

I don’t use @peachbitcoin because I think they’re in Europe and wouldn’t let me but they have a cool way of displaying both sats and bitcoin price at the same time:

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