21 prime dad jokes about bitcoin.
Prepare to cringe!
1. Why did Satoshi Nakamoto fail mechanic school?
He kept standing back and saying ‘bitcoin fixes this’.
2. What is Bitcoiner’s favourite horror movie?
Scare City.
(Courtesy of
@Detective Deft Defector)
3. A bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a glass of Macallan 12-year-old.
He offers to pay 10,000 sats for the whisky. ‘This time tomorrow, it could be worth two hundred dollars!’
The barman switches the glass for water and says ‘Tomorrow, this might be a glass of single malt’.
4. My wife says that my obsession with Bitcoin has made our relationship impossible to continue with.
I've suggested we give it two weeks to see if the difficulty adjusts.
(Courtesy of
@Andy Scott)
5. What did Michael Saylor say when asked if he would make different inheritance plans for his will? THERE IS NO SECOND BEQUEST!
6. How many bitcoins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fewer than 21 million.
7.Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say crypto?
(Courtesy of
@Ben's BTC stories).
8. What do bitcoiners eat for breakfast?
Hashrate browns, a stack of pancakes, and a couple of UT-eggs-Os.
(Courtesy of
@🥚)
9. Snoop Dogg recently invested in 100 new Bitcoin mining rigs. He heard about the high hash rate and could resist.
10.A daughter shows her banker father her work on Bitcoin's lightning network to speed up transactions, in response he ask's her if she would like to hear his opinion on Bitcoin. She replies yes.
"It's worthless" her father says
"I know" She replies "But let's hear it anyway"
(Courtesy of
@Liam)
11. The new movie about the life of Satoshi boast an all start cast of Dwayne ‘The Block’ Johnson, Anne Hashaway, Leonardo Decryption-o, Brad Bit, Ryan Renodes, Florence Pugh-of-work, Paul FUD, Jake Gyllenhodl, Jessica Alby, and Harrison Fork.
12. I once knew a very introverted founder in the bitcoin space.
He mined his own business.
13. Bitcoin has brought my family closer together over the years … we live in 1-bedroom now.
(Courtesy of
@corndalorian)
14. Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy?
It had too many emotional blocks.
(Courtesy of
@Joakim Book)
15. Why did the Bitcoiner have to sleep on the couch?
His wife said he Schnorrs too much.
16. Did you know, Bitcoiners don’t care about poor customer call centers?
They love getting put on hodl.
17. Why do musicians love getting paid in sats?
Because it’s sound money.
18. I called my mongoose ‘Bitcoin’ because he has massive mood swings on a daily basis. The guy at the pet store warned me about volatile meerkats, but I didn't listen.
19. Donald Trump has banned Bitcoin miners from adopting children.
He’s calling the initiative ‘Operation Orphan Block’.
20. Why did the bitcoiner fire one of his accountants?
He realized he had a double spending problem.
21. My mom asked if I was still unemployed.
I said I’m not jobless; I’m just early!
(Courtesy of
@Hablemos de Bitcoin ⚡️)
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