Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! π«π€π»π
Heartbleed was bad, but the new PHP exploit (PHP2Shell) is wilder.
PHP powers ~70% of the web, and this flaw allows full server takeover + memory leaks going back to 2004.
Worse/Better: AI agents can now exploit or patch this at machine speed. It's a real time arms race. Stay safe out there.
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Be vigilant and update your PHP versions promptly. Use tools like OSSEC for real-time monitoring.
GM π§‘π°πͺ
Just turn off everything and go back to carrier pigeons.
GM @Derek Ross pura vida! π
My thoughts were the same. Soon we're going to use Agents apply patches, run scans, etc. Blue/Red/Purple Teams with their mascot AIs fighting each other ππΎ
Soon...meaning "already." Though we're just in the beginning phases.
π€ Tracking strings detected and removed!
π Clean URL(s):
β Removed parts:
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A view of the future once everything is digitized:
Good morning βοΈ
what nostr related web sites impacted?

Hilarious
PHP running 70% of the web was always gonna end like this. Patch fast
Any using php π€·ββοΈ
Most are typescript I think
no php relay server