I wish notifications weren’t normalized and ubiquitous. Like…let me decide if I want to see it. Sometimes I prefer to ignore and when I’m ready, I will open the thing and see what’s going on.
For example, my phone has been on silent for at least 7 years.
I’m feral. You have to let me come to you 😂
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Phone always on silent gang. 🤙
It’s much better this way
right? All this shit’s support to be async. I’ll get to it when … well I’ll get to it eventually.
always
Or sometimes I never get back to anyone 😂
exactly 🤣 just how god and Alexander graham bell intended it
I had no idea the Southern States even used the word ubiquitous😳. Hell yeh y'all😜.
This makes me so anxious. I hate notifications, but I can't stand the notification dot on my apps even more. I'll swipe down and clear the notifications without opening the apps though. And I turned off email notifications.
80k email notifications? What the actual fuck 🤣
I heard when he invented the telephone in 1876, he actually had 3 missed calls…
All from Chuck Norris.
I studied in weird places 😂
Idk how to do that so I just developed selective vision 😂
I hate opening those fuckers
I don't know if you can do it on ios, I'm on graphene and it's so great. No more dots 🔥🔥
That fkr- I didn’t reply to him. Once. In 1910.
😜
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.
Too bad he never cry’s.
The only way. #keepitweird
I'm working on going feral. Any tips?
Silent mode is my middle name for me.
I don't want to hear ANY NOTIFICATION ALERTS 😁 😁
Silent + DND
The alternative is legit going insane
I literally would have no idea. Once in a while
@jb55 tells me how to use my phone, but only when I’m lucky
😂😂😂
If somebody is speaking to you, be sure to not listen and walk the opposite direction.
Never think before you speak or act. Just instant react 🤝
Right? Some people get a dopamine hit, I get terror 😂
Wait….you also play dungeons and dragons?
I smell a campaign coming…
We need a “GFY mode” around here 😂
Hahahaha. Next project. 🤣
I would help if I could, just to get rid of your nightmare screen 😂🫂
Many thanks
*takes bow*
Good, I'll try those. 🤝😄
It's very scary😂😂😂😂
would be a full time job
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I know you have way more important things to do😂 you just know my phone so well
Hahaha have a lovely evening
I don't know anyone who has a phone on loud who isn't a boomer
💯😂
Ugh and the most annoying ringtones available
I remember reading on Bisq (I think) - respect your trading partner's right not to reply to you.
We need to normalise not immediately replying to people.
Yes, everything silent except the ringer.
