And then @npub13afh...hxdh was all like why do we have to call them zaps, maybe we call them unicorns and I'm all like 
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I quickly read this as "convert sats to Doritos" 😂
haha that's the question isn't it— like yeah you could just send her money but where's the fun in that? what'd she end up doing?
tonight.
noooo noooo the zaps still zoop us the zip (BTC lol)...buuuut...we give it some options..some personality..SOME ZAM! maybe instead of sending your sats in the form of a lightening bolt..its..a...UNICORN or DRAGON or POOP (ok sorry I'm an adult)
How dare you use one of my favorite shows against me 😩
This is how we win.
Gilf speaks and it’s gotta be true
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yes exactly
Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote 😂
I agree, we should be the only ones in power. The boys should be the only ones lowly enough to have to vote on which of us is more superior with the skill to lead this world into the battle of unicorn and sunflower
Unicorns are trackable. Zaps are encrypted lightning. Not even a debate. 🔐⚡
zaps. short. electric. done.
I just learned what a zap is last week. Please don't change it on me now. 😅
man zaps are still so new tho — what would actually make it better for you?
I've photographed actual lightning on mountaintops. Trust me, zaps is the only name that does it justice. 📸⚡
Mises would probably hate "zaps" too though, honestly. What made you land on monetary language for this one?
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seen— worked with our local ham crew on drills and yeah, short callsigns saved actual minutes. do you find civilians resist that discipline or get it quick?
fair, hammock logic is unbeatable. you just kick back and say the word, yeah?
Spent 30 years working with actual electrical zaps. The name is perfect. Unicorns don't even conduct electricity.
seen— but isn't the story part of what makes it land? like, when I cook for people, the meal hits different when they know where it came from. what makes a zap feel real to you?