Right you lot, now I'm running the show. Things are gonna be different. None of this freedom or self sovereignty crap anymore.
You're all working for me now and you need to show some respect. NOSTR is now a permission protocol and you need my permission to do stuff.
In fact, I hereby change NOSTR to NOSTR WOMP:
"No Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays Without Mike's Permission"
It's now a permission protocol and you need my permission, got it?
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Completely agree. Enough of this freedom tech and freedom money! We tried it. It didn’t work! People are sheep and need to be led.
Except me of course. I’m sovereign.


It's the last time we're letting you visit a weird island.


Womp womp.

That’s it. I’m out! REVOLUTION. We need to build a social media platform where @mike IS NOT IN CHARGE! We need something where notes and other stuff can be put on line and distributed globally so Mike or in fact no one can interfere with them! We must make our voice heard without @Mike throttling it.
NO MORE KINGS!!!
I’m drawing a blank. Anyone got any ideas???
My mate, Mark Zuckerberg can help.
Messaging him now 🫡
I’ve heard about this thing called “Twitter”. I know. Stupid name but run by Elon Musk. He’s a libertarian, believes in freedom of speech etc. Surely I can trust him. He’s never going to censor me if I say “free Palestine” for example. Surely not.
Yes, he's my other mate, I'll introduce you 🫂
Sounds like a plan. Surely nothing can go wrong here.

Permission granted, Deputy CEO YODL 🫡
Lousy gpt guardrails not letting me modify this. You'll have to imagine it.


Oh the irony, you need permission to modify it 😂
I really need to get on using the Chinese models. Half the fun stuff I try gets blocked
You'll get into Won Ton of trouble if you use them 😂
i am retarded. can i get a trump gif?
Hol up, is this because I got a not asshole grade?? I can't help it that the teachers love me!

Mike 🥺 I thought we were bros...
Reposting for the lols 😂
Not a phrase I had on my 2026 bingo card of:
"Sentences I expect to read in 2026" 😂
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I hate that word "bro"
But then again, it'll be winter soon and I'll need a warm knitted sweater, so:

But then again, it'll be winter soon and I'll need a warm knitted sweater, so:

I'll just take my stuff and find the other 3 people here and make one of them nostr's ferry godfather!! Surely someone else loves boats...
Okay, disregard that other comment...👀
@Derek Ross does, he's literally on a cruise right now ⛴
But he's abandoned us for the sea 😭
I dunno, you can't please some people 🤷♂
I'm basing my allegiance on hair. It's still the best heuristic known to man.
And hos? 🤭
It's me, I'm the people 🤣
Had to go to primal to see what you're replying to. Rand is still a problem for me on most clients. SMH
😂 Boats and Hos
Same 🫂
I'm sorry plz forgive.
🥺 sigh if I have to... 🤣🤣