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Constantin 4 months ago
Good morning, Nostr! 🥐☕ A brief reminder for my Austrian fellas, or for those visiting, that starting today it's illegal to send unsolicited dick pics. 😂🤣 image

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markonyte 4 months ago
MOSSAD HAS YOUR DICKPICS. ABORT NOW ABORT
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waxwing 4 months ago
I didn't know you were a 4000 year old pharaoh!
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Constantin 4 months ago
🤣😂 Austria, not Australia. Schnitzel, not kangaroos.
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JBN 4 months ago
* unless it's for the greater good
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Der Vollständigkeit halber: 1) es sind absichtlich geschickte Dickpicks ohne Einverständnis verboten (wenn du alle Fotos schickst und da ist eins dabei könnte man vielleicht von unabsichtlich sprechen) 2) weiblichen Geschlechtsorgane sind von dem verbot genauso betroffen - nur falls dich eine Tinder Tante belästigt 😂😅
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Eitoon 4 months ago
Dic pic sent?! Straight into the Gulag!
Weird, does it have to be a genital selfie, or is sending any dick pick an offense? BTW, per news article, sending dick picks per snail mail does not seem prohibited.