My life is now leaves. Raking leaves. Bagging leaves. Transporting leaves. I have become one with the leaves. My body is turning into leaves. I try to scream, but only leaves come out.
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This is how I feel too. Except when it’s not leaves, it’s kids.
🤣 I remember that feeling. Tbh kinda miss it now that I don’t have a yard
This is my first house after three years of living in an apartment after a COVID move.
I bought the house with bitcoin.
I turned my bitcoin into leaves.
WTF have I done.
😂
This is the way? Lol
Plant some Australian eucalypts, my friend.
Not only do the leaves remain on the tree in all seasons, they also convert themselves into fire on the least provocation.
No raking required!
your trees want that leaf decay to make more tree. please don't steal from your trees.
Up to my neck last week. When done, it’s a great feeling.
You've bought a responsibility. Gotta protect the land as best you can. If someone else bought it, maybe they wouldn't
I can't wait to use crypto to pay off my new Jeeep!
The leaves may stay on but the bark sure doesn't 😅
I can't wait to use crypto to start an electric jeep company and get drone striked by Elon Musk
❤️ these are my leaves ❤️
No matter how you dispose of them, always burn a few piles to remind the trees what you’re capable of.
Gotta get you a stihl blower. Makes a world of difference.
Burn, baby, burn.
Pine straw here. I'm about to just let nature reclaim my yard.
They will decompose on their own you know.
Of course. Some fallen soldiers will be left behind as mulch.
"I am now one with the kids. My body has turned into kids. I try to scream but only kids come out."
Raking kids. Bagging kids. Transporting kids. Basically the same
Winter with leaves 🍃
How do I add a PDF 😂😂😂
I’m so one with nature
And my electronics and I are basic
Anyway … random below 👇
This
Did you fall in love with a woman in a Midwestern town and you plan to marry her one day soon
Cause friend … I’d have done the same. 😂😊🥰🤗🫂
The perfect life 🍂
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Hahaha
Leaves are an attack on our OCD tendency's. This year I successfully resisted the urge to rake them into straight lines, and then the lines into piles.
This year I mowed them into mulch! 🍂 #fall #leavester 
We are experiencing the same fate, friend.
Mulch-mow and wait for the grass to eat it 👌
Unless you're fertilizing in other ways, you *want* to let the leaves mulch in place. That's kinda part of the design...
it makes me so sad when cultural aesthetics disrupt the natural order. we should at the point recognize that the lawns of a manor house are an abomination.
and using something like Scott's Weed and Feed? 😭
You ever watch Trolls 2? Its the best worst movie you ever saw. Instead of zombies ppl get turned into trees...
Oh yeah. My dad brought that home from the VHS rental store back in 1991. We were absolutely mesmerized by how bad it was and how it had absolutely nothing to do with the first movie. Later, we really enjoyed the send-up it got from MST3K. And even later, I enjoyed the documentary about the cast reflecting on the production of the movie and its cult status:
Best Worst Movie - Wikipedia
Dude the documentary was my first exposure to the movie. 1am totally stoned with my buddies on a sat night going thru Netflix and stumbled on the documentary. WTF is going on was all we could think. Had to watch the movie after at like 3am ahahaha was not disappointed
Watching this on VHS must have been gloriously bad haha!
I bought a leaf blower. Now my arms hurt.