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"There is no platform more exciting to be on" That may be true, but there's definitely a more exciting Protocol.
We are already doing what they are saying for the most part.
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π It's like he's yelling, "Please handcuff me now! I'm ready to own nothing and be happy!"
The easiest to hack app will now be your bank account
I bet 2 sats there will be KYC involved, too π
Fuck that shit
I wonder how they gonna get stores to take x when Bitcoin been trying for 15 years
"This post breaks our policy rules, we have deducted $100 from your account"
Meet Alex Finn, a walking blue check.
It's not only your bank account, it's also your go to job search now. Lucky all your notes have been pro whatever Davos says π§‘
You don't even need to bet. It's already there.
Fiat currencies innit - they'll work to get all the relevant banking licenses and it'll just be another banking app, the vendors will never know a thing
Yeah for bluechecks (and sign in phone numbers etc). But when financial services are involved, this might well turn into a "you need to register with id in order to continue to use the platform" thing.
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Fwds resume and entire social media profile, with highlights of all spicy posts and comments.
Fuck that, I'm out.
Everyone needs to maintain multiple sock puppet accounts for specific job applications now....
Multiple sock accounts? Can't because you'll likely need to kyc with id. It's about to become a regulated bank service after all.
Your money will be dogecoin π€‘
Create within our guidelines π«
To be fair the original x.com was PayPal before PayPal
Yes, but PayPal didn't claim to be the global public square of opinions.
Western wechat.
Wait for the nightmare neuralink interface...
This was the plan all along wasnβt it? Create the western version of WeChat? Not really breaking any news hereβ¦
Oh god
thats pretty scary
We knew that would coming...additionally elon has other things planned for you ... I'm just saying neuralink
4th Reich is coming ... dark digital ages
Only #nostr
so just another bank, next
LOL where does the yield come from?
Money markets..
DOGE pop dodoo
Elon ex-PP
Twitter the new vaccine
And the agenda goes on
I love being just another npub on nostr.
Thank the lord that I never used Twitter... or any social media platform! This really is VERY unnerving. π€π Please, if you have children, be more careful than ever. This will only become worse before it displays any sign of improvement.
Where do money markets get the yield from?
If you use an iPhone or stock android it's even worse
How so?
Google and apple have all your personal information, everywhere you go, what you do, who you talk to. Your contacts, it listens all you personal conversations etc etc etc
Oh, I know. My mistake. I thought you were referring to something else for some reason. Most will, undoubtedly (and unfotrunately), view this entire twitter extravaganza in a positive light. π€·ββοΈ
Here we go advising family and friends about this digital vaccine...
π Neuralink?
That will be the final step, bit I refer to having a bank account in elon's bank
Won't lie, I might have to take away my daughters phone, at this point. π€π€·ββοΈ
Give them a pinephone, it's a great way to learn linux
I don't know...
Want to withdraw your funds? No problem! Just insert this chip in our I mean, your, brain.
Interest on the loans
Bitcoin+nostr need better competition, this is hilarious. Twitter echo chamber
Usually sovereign or investment grade bonds. The issues risks losses on capital but takes a cut from the interest.
WeChat did it, creators didn't benefit
Fiat isn't great but at least there is some separation of power. I can have different banks in different countries, that I use for different things.
Centralising everything in one product, and then lumping in non-finance services is a recipe for disaster.
Where we're going, we do the authorizing.
lol you could say this about nostr in sense.
lightning, zaps, wallets, paying with in stores ... :D
funny how this is all already possible with nostr
Nostr:
You can self host your lightning wallet.
Noone controls your wallet.
Even if you use a custodian, this is not the same party that controls social media.
Noone controls the social media.
Xitter:
KYC because we' re a bank.
We didn't like that note so we froze your account.
We also reported this to the authorities, so they limited your cbdc, too.
Nah bro, Iβm good. Keep the excitement to yourself, Alex.
And before that it was PornHub before PornHub.
