I paid my weed dealer for the first time in bitcoin after 2 years of trying to convince him, on Oct 8 a day before my bday lol
Idk if you remember but BTC was at like $124k and I told this man not to sell it
tell me how I just got the funniest call ever π after 3 mins on the phone, i no longer have a weed dealer
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is this him? π€£
I am sorry for your loss π youβd enjoy my edibles tho π
Grandmas boy? What a legendary movie π
Bitcoin always goes lower before it goes higher. Doesn't matter when u first get it hah.
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Thats the price we pay for being early π€·π
I TOLD HIM!! This is the prophecy it happens every single time!! πππ
Bro every time
Itβs coded
can confirm
@Oshi (ζ¨γ) chocolates kick like a dang ol MULE boiiiiii
you sold the fkn macro cycle top for weed, I'm so proud π€π€π€
bro, this is too funny.
dca? π
Iβve had his chocolate itβs fire!!! Unfortunately Iβve never been a fan of edibles, I love the ritual of sitting down and breaking up the weed and rolling it and smoking with frens idk
Sorry for your loss π
And on the eighth day satoshi noted, let thine price goeth down before thou shalt ever goeth upeth.
I didnβt even realize until now π what are the chances?!
& sad, donβt forget now i have to establish trust with another dealer and spend hours trying to convince them to accept bitcoin again.
thx bro itβs hard out here π«
I love that the endgame is orange pill a dealer, not procure weed. Thats just a very happy consequence.
i feel you! to each their own my dawg. i like me a lil puff puff too
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Same here always with friends. But the edibles just are so much cleaner and lasts a long time
USPS is really your best friendβ¦
I think Iβm addicted to the chase π
Ain't we all π
Heβll come crawling back π
you can also take edibles on a plane, which makes travelling home at the end of work trips SO much more enjoyable
This is the way π
the legend of greybush
Incredible π€£
tbh its not often you get to scam the dealer
Oh man..
It wasnβt my intention π€£π€£π€£
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#Bitcoin Pizza Day < #BTC Dime Bag Day π€
He'll be back lol.
I hope he hodls n dunks on me in a couple months
The devil's lettuce hands π
lol he'll come back when we rip
Why do you have a weed dealer? Just go to a dispensary π
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that was the cycle PEAK of 2025 now wait few years - keep ur wet dreams ERECTED HIGH on existing weed stock
Sounds like an opportunity for
@CraftCannaJust get a dealer that is a Square merchant
π Brooo, classic! Told him HODL and boom, dealer disappears! Bitcoin strikes again ππΈ
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Buy joints from me for sats. π€
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Not all states have this freedom.
This is both hilarious and sad.
Appreciate the snapshot of pleb life.
Iβve stopped trying to orange-pill anyone, honestly. Because at best it leads to me being their customer service, and at worst they sell the bottom and resent you forever.
Ultimately the takeaway is, when losers buy the market sells, when losers sell the market buys.
Time for You to bottom-fish, right?
Oh shit I didn't realize half the states still had it illegal. Makes sense lol
I think the concern now is who will be the new drug dealer that sleepy orange pills π
cannabis and chill π
That relationship is gone up in smoke. π
Ask your weed dealer if he lost any of that bitcoin when the market went down. If he checks heβll find he still has all his sats.
lol Bitcoin might be too transparent, cash
Must have bought a ton of weed for him to get so upset! π
Just tell him to stay humble and stack sats π
I wonder if he got mad when the dollar stole his buying power and used it to murder and impoverish people.
Oh gosh
They only resent you while Bitcoin is down then they resent themselves forever.
Give him some time to come back to his senses. Overtime he'll do the math.
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