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Completely pointless spin, but did add a touch of style to the performance. 7/10.
That was all for style 😂
I was gonna say nobody forced the parents to bring their children to some kind of gay clown robot karate circus, but it is China, and their oriental ways are a mystery to me.
Notice how they put a wig on the robot. No other costume…just threw a blue wig on it
The kid gets fucking munted, and nae cunt so much as raises an eyebrow, just keeps filming on the phone.
Black mirror shit man.
They’re gonna send one to kick you next. Be prepared
I'm so fucking ready for these clanker pricks it make your head spin.
I'll lasso it and have it dragged across the motorway at full speed and them I'm drownin whats left.
I’m just gonna like…pour water on it 😂
Thats not gonna cut it, you'll need a heavy weight around it and drag it off a bridge.
they have all kinds of seals and plastic encrusted shit for exactly that reason. seimi's proposal to use lassoo is the right level of response for these things. bolas too. big bolas with heavy weights, ideally you tangle them around two limbs and then you look for the biggest part of it and put a bullet through it. or hammer it with a metal pole or rebar or something. the head is not going to be where the brain is, most likely it's where an animal has a heart
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i've done the math and the best weapon against these clankers would actually be napalm. creates smoke to obscure vision, melts plastic joints and wires, overheats batteries. you could make a shotgun out of super basic metal pipes and shit and fire flaming balls of plastic at them and that would be the end of the story
That's what it's for tho?
He got some good momentum into the kick from the spin. But he didn't really commit hard enough. I think there's room for improvement.
You're not always going to have napalm.
Terrain is a big factor too, these things lose their upper ground when you take them out of an urban/indoor setting.
Mans superior range of motion could be a potential force multiplier in the right setting.
Climbing tree to tree and dropping rocks for example.
yeah, agreed. literal human feces would be a useful weapon. also mud. strings are especially useful, ever noticed how many pigeons in the city have deformed feet with string tangled around it? even just heavy bits of metal like gym weights with basic ropes and get enough tangle. oh yeah, and wires. i mean, did anyone watch the star wars movies scenes witith the atat?
figure out how to make directed energy weapons from thrift store microwaves while you still can. then fry the robots and drones
I can tell you're being facetious, but I'm not ruling it out.
neither am i
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exactly. martial arts? kick? check.
Have been saying this for a few years now…
It's out of control 😂😂
True 😂 but I don’t think it was the plan
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Rogue
It was the blue hair
It’s ALWAYS the blue hair 🤭
😂 always