Ok Nostriches, let’s have some fun!
Give me your best answers 🤣😜
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Replies (113)
I need to fart, real quick 🐶🐾🤣
Wait, you say that in a bedroom? 🤔😂
I need more thrust 🫦
Do you say that in a plane? 🤣🤣
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This seat is too small 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're arriving at our destination 😂
😂😂
If you pull it hard it inflates rapidly 😏
Ewww, it smells like jet fuel
😳😂
Why does it always take so long to get off?
Oh yeah I forgot!
You're going too fast, slow down... gently...
Yeah just like that, that's perfect
Hit it!
😂
🤣😂
😂
I could do this all day. In fact for me, (you know that saying "get a good pair of shoes and a good bed because if you're not in one you're probably in the other." ?) if I'm not in bed I'm probably around aircraft. 😊 So this is pretty much me just telling you all the things I said here and there 🤣
Is that what I think it is?
Right up your alley 😂
Where do you think you're going with that?
Come back here!
Go around.
Let's do a touch and go
V1, rotate.
Roger Dildo, In and Out.
What else am I forgetting?
What? Dildo? You say that on a plane?
@Sikto there’s someone just as good as you at this! 😂
I could have swore I turned that off before I left.
Don't touch that!
It's not ready, give it a minute.
Impossible 😂
Come back in 5.
It's actually a joke radio call saying.
😂
Prepare the runway, I’m about to lay down some rubber.
Ohhh ok, you right side up people 😂
e.g. acknowledging an expected reply:
"Can you hear me now?"
"Roger Dildo, In and Out."
But we don't usually say that we just say "555" but what we mean is that 🤣
Fine, I'll do it myself.
Just, stand back.
Hold that there, don't move until I say so.
This is really important, I need you to keep track of it.
I have an urgent request for you.
Are you busy?
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Stop hogging the blanket!
I have literally never said that anywhere.
Guess you don’t use condoms? 😂😜
can't believe it's been 5 hours already
im Instagram famous, you fucking bum
Damn tara
Never!
Wow, Matata you say this in both a bedroom and on a plane? 🤣😂
🤷♂️
Doesn’t everyone practice safe sex? 🤔
😉
Wow 😮😂
Those other guys are a figment of your imagination! They aren’t fucking real!
I feel like I’m pretty safe just having sex with my wife all the time.
But no, danger sex is totally a thing.
Can you take your headphones off please?
🤔
🫡
😂😂
yea i was doubting between her or the other
this sounded way better😂
I can tell you’re interested, would you like to know more?
I think I got it now 😂
Make sure you tell all your friends how effective I am.
I somehow don’t think anyone would say that on a plane? 😂
Prepare yourself for a little turbulence ahead
Oh I didn’t think we were still doing that.
☝🏻👈🏻 and that one works both ways
👉🏻👈🏻 👈🏻👉🏻
Fingers sponsored by @DanWedge
WTF Frank? On a plane? 🤣😂
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🤣😂
😂
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If you want something done right…
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Is this a new policy? Who’s going to know?
I say this all the time 😂
Hopefully just on planes.
Have you tried this yet?
Wait your turn.
Knew she was lieing. I could see her horns growing.
No 😂
Tried what?
😂
You poor woman.
Can be said three places! Response, on Plane, In bedroom.
My genius knows no bounds.
Sticking it in the other way?
😂😂 
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So those two things definitely can be said on a plane and in a bedroom haha
My work here is done.
Hold on, watch this.
More Thrustttt less Friction .. Liftoff ✈️
🤣😂😂
‘merica
You should probably get that drained
You still going 🤣😂
Are we doing this or not?
Don’t you quit on me now I’m almost there!
If I heard this in a plane I would be saying my goodbyes 😂
And in the bedroom you would say…???
Yes, she likes a small blanket to keep her legs warm. The blanket can cover both of us. Maybe she would want to rest her head on my lap or something?