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Just boiled eggs, @Bearetta 🐻❄️🇨🇿. But I laugh so hard every time I look at them. I haven't been able to bring myself to eat them yet. @Kajoozie Maflingo said "we just got home from the vet!" and held them up. I nearly spat coffee everywhere.
It looks terrible, I just kept staring at it🤣❤️❤️❤️ My first thoughts were crocodile's eyeballs👀😅
I just keep seeing testicles and cracking up.
Testicles?
You wish?
You need? Helps with low T
I slam a dozen oysters a day. Also some TRT. So don't tell me I have low T!! 😤😤😤
They look a little like the bits that get removed when the dog "gets fixed".
Is that a threat?
What you gonna do when the YODL comes for you! 🤬😡💉💪
Oh those are dog testicles you’re eating. That’s extra gross.
If jackhammering an ass is gay, I don't wanna be straight...🤨😳
I. Am. An. Alligator.
Stay in your lane and eat alligator food
Alligator food is meat. Animal parts is meat.
This is giving @Pickle Dan 🥒 energy
That’s my guy
I'm so confused 😂
You talk like that guy lol
You sure about that? 😜
Sometimes 😂
Thought it was the tucked in shirt 🤭
I've never met a vegan gator.
Nah, @Pickle Dan 🥒 is better known for an unbuttoned shirt...
That’s because you need to expand your mind and see the world as is
Maybe I just don't know him like you do. Was the one image I remembered that made me think of it
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Doxxed
Bro, I've been doing myself since day 1. No fear.
I'm such a tease 😜
What is 'gooning'?
#AskNostr
It’s doing yourself
Is this dude having a seizure?
This gif is so offensive...
Ever had a pounding headache inducing one? Me neither...
Damn. I have had hundreds of seizures of various types, but never this kind.
Your breakfast became a hellthread.
Plenty.
Oh damn, just once for me. Was awful!
Never had a seizure thankfully
Would you rather have a seizure during an orgasm or an orgasm in public? 🧐
My problems in life aren't so bad 🤣
That’s wild
I know someone that claims to have this but this person is an attention whore so...
I was hoping my bal...er...eggs would garner some attention. Lol.
The hard questions... 🤔
Nah, this is an easy one. Number 2 is far less likely to kill you.
That’s the spirit: it can always be worse 😂
An unwanted and unexpected pleasureful experience 😂
We need answers. Ask them if they carry extra underwear.
You misunderstood what hard means in this context
Depends on the situation.
Imagine me behind the wheel of an automobile in either case...
Excuse me while I go find a car to test this out.
They only carry extra underwear when theyre trying to prove how lady they are now...
I think we can find reports of men getting into car accidents while getting road head 😂
Oh man...how many "decapitations" have happened i wonder. Eep.
When diapers for unexpected orgasms?
I feel like Depends would still work.
So I had to slam the breaks mid blowjob and the impact forced her to bite down and that’s why I’m in the emergency room
@Kajoozie Maflingo has a friend of a friend story. Girly needed jaw surgery and ol' Tony was now Toni.
Tony Toni Toney has done it again
It feeeeels goood
Please stop I am very disturbed and this joke has been taken too far
Whats the brown juice ?
Rice vinegar, soy sauce, ginger garlic paste, sesame oil, salt, pepper, sriracha, assorted flavors.
Ok not some sort of embalming fluid 😅
This is supposedly a true story.
Thanks for the fear unlock
Yea seriously
Okay but up to that point he had to be having a really good time. Do you know how much she was gagging to have taken the whole thing off?!
Could also just be the impact of...another car! But I hope, for him, it's as you imagine
Sometimes it’s better to not share the bad joke so you don’t make it even more disturbing
