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Contra reformedsaint@zaps.lol 9 hours ago
One minute you’re 21, staying up all night drinking beer, eating pizza, and doing sketchy crap just for fun. Then… In a blink of an eye you’re 40, drinking water, eating kale, and you can’t do any fun sketchy crap because you pulled a muscle putting on your socks.

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renato _@renatoenfisema.nip-05.com 9 hours ago
Somewhere along the way, "a wild night" stopped meaning beer and bad decisions and started meaning 8 hours of sleep and waking up without back pain. Sorry buddy 😂
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stache Stache@nostrplebs.com 8 hours ago
🤣 …and ur weekend warrior activities are now largely comprised of fantasy football…where you also may or may not have pulled a hammie 😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤣⭕️ image
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