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GM Literally every bitcoin book published: 1. Foreword from important bitcoiner. 2. What is money? 3. Why bitcoin is perfect money. 4. The future will with perfect money. 5. Acknowledgements to other important bitcoiners. 🤔 Fair? Which books don't fit this mould?

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GM. It's a lazy #caturday today.

GM. Today, I'm feeling grateful 🙏. These are some of the brands I've worked with over the last year. If you're on the list, thank you! I've loved working together. If you're not on the list, what the heck are you even thinking? Get in touch for some marketing strategy and content awesomeness.

10 famous charities... bitcoinized. The Satoshi Army Find the Whales Help the ASIC Save the Checksum Make-a-hash foundation World FUD Programme National Verify (UK) Money Without Borders Just Stop Seedoils Orangepeace Got any more to add? Best one get's 1k sats. #giveaway #competition #makemelaugh

GM. Time to write something...

GM. Time to touch grass.

Bitcoiner vs Shitcoiner

The Cabinet of Bitcoin. The political dream team. 🪙 Secretary of the Treasury: @Lyn Alden 💼 Business Secretary: @Jeff Booth 🌿 Secretary of the Environment: @Daniel Batten 🩺 Secretary of Health: @Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr 📚 Secretary of Education: @Saifedean Ammous 🎨 Secretary of Culture: @Gigi ⚖️ Secretary of Justice: @Ross Ulbricht 💻 Homeland Cybersecurity: @Adam Back 🦅 Secretary of State: @HODL 🌎 Foreign secretary: @Samson Mow ⚡ Secretary of Energy: @Pierre Rochard 👑 President: Roger Ver. (Just kidding. Fucking no one!) Post your version below.

GM. Touch grass and wee and the sea.

Inverse bitcoin sayings. * Have Fun Getting Rich (HFGR) * To Earth! * HOLD * Relinquish your keys and your coins * Fiat fixes this * It's going down forever, Laura * Stay humble, stack dollars. * One Bitcoin = One ETH! * All noise; no sIgnal * Eat the dip * Don't verify; trust * When Prius? * There IS a second best (and it's XRP) Can you think of any more?

GM to all the cool cats on nostr. Let's ride!

Wake up. Bathe in GMs. Banish bad vibes for the day. tip to banish writer's block.

@BitcoinWalk Gran Canaria Proof of walk 05.07.25 Jumped in the Atlantic ocean too. Guess which one is my foot.

The X toxic bitcoin influencer playbook... 1. Post pic of steak and eggs, adding that it is the BEST BREAKFAST EVER. 2. Criticise Strategy's strategy (extra points for posting charts and saying 'mNav' a lot) 3. Do a 48-hour fast (+ tell us about it in excruciating detail) 4. Praise Daddy Saylor (extra points for posting charts and saying 'mNav' a lot) 5. Accuse a rival influencer of having a 'fiat mindset' 6. Comment 'no noise; pure signal' on your fav podcast to get invited on the show. 7. WRITE IN ALL CAPS 8. Create a megathread to dox the owner of a long-dormant wallet that just 'woke up'. 9. Talk shit about core devs, Luke Jnr, or both. 10. Create an ingenious influencer name by using your nationality followed by 'Hodl'. ... What else would you add?

Top 5 tallest bitcoiners in reverse order: 5. @Totally Human Writer - 1.95m 4. Russell Okung - 1.96m 3. @Robin Seyr - 1.97m 2. The Winklevii (stacked) 3.92m 1. Satoshi Nakamoto - 21m I'll see myself out.

HUGE news. I've been contacted by a key member of the White House administration! Can't wait to see where this conversation leads...

GM New treadmill for Betty 😺 and Balthazar😿 (who really needs to lose a lb or 2 ) Only took me 3 hours to assemble! My forearms are killing from tightening 100+ screws by hand. Oh, and I joined a gym today. Now we all just have to keep each other accountable. 🤝💪