I feel like we're due for an evil Canada arc.
They've always been so nice. Imagine they get really hardcore for a while.
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Tall order, but I’ll try and do my part like a good Canadian.
You mean like rush the border on their mooses?
Win a war and then apologize for it.
Evil Canadians just say “sorry” but they roll their eyes instead of being sincere.
Like The Handmaid's Tale in reverse
I'll apologize but I won't mean it. Things are that serious.
🙃
What can they possibly do? The guilt will be immense.
Imagine eh
Dark Branada?
Exactly. That’s what makes us a bully.
I'm here for it.
A town was once evacuated for a molasses spill. Imagine what they could do with maple syrup?
A bully that props up their economy while they let fentynol through to harm are young people.
We don’t make the rules
Canadians committed so many war crimes during WWII there remains a running joke in some circles that they see the Geneva Convention rules as a checklist. So yeah, they go real hardcore.
Give it 25 years. Everyone forgets. Or glosses over. Or believes narratives and yarns weaved.
I thought captain Castro was plenty evil enough.
We might become communists. For sure.
lol.
At least someone gets me.
Another arc I suppose you mean. They stopped finding or reporting the indigenous children mass graves. 😇
They could probably secure their border by pouring a half-mile wide strip of maple syrup on the ground.
Viscosity for the win
think if we got into a war, and they flew over US cities, pouring maple syrup out of the backs of the planes.
Or zeppelins!!
Evil Canadian ? My brain Can’t even visualise this it
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😂 Can't even imagine this...
Some would say you need to be careful of pissing off the "nice" people. The people who want to be left alone
Canada going hardcore? Now that's something I'd pay to see. Bring on the maple syrup fueled mayhem.
Blame CANADA!
I hope not. I ride and race DH mountain bikes with them. They're the best! I think the problem is with their political leaders, and that may improve for them in coming years. Maybe things won't be so authoritarian like the retaliation of the trucker's strike.
Pendulums have a way of swinging
Like a good old fashioned hockey brawl.
Imagine if the territory of the US became a province of Canada. That would be a real plot twist. 😌
I'll see what I can pull out of my hat. 🫡
That's just the narrative for the masses. 43 lbs vs. 21.1K lbs from MX, according to the CPB. It's more credible saying trade imbalance or even plain protectionism.
Explain the weights.
You mean the source of the data?
CPB:
USAFacts: 
Grok summary: U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) data shows that in the last fiscal year, approximately 43 pounds (19.5 kilograms) of fentanyl were seized at the U.S.-Canada border. This contrasts sharply with the 21,100 pounds (9,570 kilograms) seized at the U.S.-Mexico border during the same period. This information is supported by several news outlets like CNN, The Globe and Mail, and AP News, which have cited these official figures.
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How much fentanyl is seized at US borders each month? | USAFacts
About 640 pounds in September 2025. Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid used medically as a pain reliever but is also trafficked illegally due to its po...
Got it. Thanks. So you're saying that the fentynol story is cover to kill the trade imbalance.
Well, IIRC they did burn down the White House in 1812....with the help of the Brits.
Canada has never lost a war with the US fwiw. And suffered proportionally more casualties in Normandy.
Plus, I think Canadian crude oil accounts for something like 60% of US consumption....if you take that out (because the US needs it) then the US actually runs a trade surplus w/ Beaver nation to the tune of $50 billion.
yeah, the more I thought about the fentynol angle the less sense it made. bringing it in through Canada isn't practical. trade imbalance makes more sense. Trump clearly doesn't like giving money away.
I don't miss the one-upmanship of Twitter, although processing ideas sometimes looks like that here.
I assume they are contemplating military incursion in order to get the Stanley Cup back by now.
Is it really a mass grave if there are no bodies though?
Who started calling Residential School burial sites mass graves? | National Post
No human remains found 2 years after claims of 'mass graves' in Canada
We are hardcore! Have you seen our weather?kinda have to be if you live away from anyof the cities.
Sorry, not sorry. Thank you.
Not sure what the politically correct term is these days. I’m wary of Canadian propaganda outlets which are all fully or partially funded by the government.
That's who broke the fake story in the first place, and why it hasn't been in the news for years. There has been no actual evidence. I'm aware that the residential schools were a dark period in Canada's history, but a "genocide" with "mass graves" without a single body being found makes me wonder.
Now I think that it’s just part of the woke agenda.
Make people feel sorry for something they didn’t do, and then use them for their compassion: “think of the children!”
Here’s the funding chart the CBC used to have online. Look at the disingenuous Y axis, even their charts are propaganda. 
A bit of that maybe, plus a bit of journalistic exaggeration. The native communities weren't the ones to push this narrative, it was activists and the media. "Mass Graves" gets more clicks and attention than "ground penetrating radar anomalies" or graves being unmarked because wooden grave markers disappeared over a 100 year plus time frame.