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Puerto Rocko!
Stylish loin cloth bro
lmao
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Uncleβ¦Rico?

I am such a mom, all I can think about is stain removal on those white pants π. Enjoy and don't kneel on anything!!
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more like celestial ninja. π
Whatever you do, do not order any spaghetti with marinara sauce today π€£
uncle R, the white, kneels to no man.
The murse is peak dgaf energy
Got it! He double knots his shoe laces π
The cock sling is π
My.. what a big pouch you have!
damn, you guys are pretty thorough π€£
Oldie but a goodie
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PR kinda feels like your vibes imo
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SEND IT π€
Honestly π€£π€£π€£
Nice White Uncle β₯οΈπ«
*dickbag
expected that from some other accounts, not you Tim
Anxious level 1,000,000. No colored foods or drinks.
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If he does it's because the single was improperly learnt (or taught). π
Yeah borderline tampon commercial from the 90s level π€£
I was told recently that men arenβt down for being sexualized so Iβve tamed myself. See β¦ I can be taught. π€£π€£π€£
Ahahahaha
Raysis
@webworthy has a story... and good advice to pack multiple white suits & shirts going forward π
lmfao
Something I learned way too late in life, teaching the next generation the important things though. Stack sats and tie your shoes properly.
Looking so fly Uncle π€©π€
Please say that little purse blocks EMF.
best dressed guy on nostr
PS: I should also tell you the original joke (a few beers later):
Puerco Rico
(Take the joke, not necessarily the translation.)
Does that purse merkin abuse you when you walk? I think you look great, but I'm worried about your jimmy rodgers.
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What a look
WTF, I called it a purse merkin and get no love? Purse Merkin is the funniest thing I've ever said. I'm taking this up with the manager.
The Internet is Forever.
As a Scottish lass I prefer the term sporran
Is that like a haggas sack but for man-giblets?
No true Scotsman puts the giblets IN anything while wearing a kilt
THIS is a sporran:

Neat, what do you keep in there? Amanita mushrooms just in case you need to berzerk on a foe?
Maybe! Anything, pretty sure. Literally they would put candy in there to gift to ladies they admired. I think also money.
Tradition is cool.
I know what I'm wearing when I visit
@allen in Scotland
High praise, coming from you π€
phone, keys, cards... it also serves as a shield π‘οΈ
I can't stand a sporran, I wear a utility kilt 8 to 9 months of the year and it would always be in the way. My latest from Utkilts has 14 pockets of varying sizes.
they were just scared and not ready
Thanks for understanding π€£π€£π€£

I'll have to pass that title to my brother
@ODELL

when will we see you in this outfit? saylors next party? π€£
Tio Pesca Bicho
Iβm really into this color scheming idea Orange and Purple should be next
Rocking it πππ
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Stylish stuffff
Look at you #UncleRockstar π
Dope Ass outfit π
UNCLE ROCKSTAR
Uncle Rockstar the White in Puerto Rico π΅π· #Bitcoin βπ½

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Looking fresh π₯π₯π₯
Thanks king π π€π«
ODELL'S $200K party if he invites
prepping for beaches of Australia π¦π
Reminds me on The Stig from Top Gearπ€£
So Cool π§‘π«‘
very nice pic π
Why not get a custom BTCpay server logo wetsuit done for your beach activities? π€£ππββοΈ
sic wit it
Fun!! Puerto Rico, Costa Rica or Panama. Those are the places Iβd be ok flying to these days outside of the US βΊοΈ Enjoy!
Uncle is preparing for bitches of Australia ?
Enjoy. π₯
I was gonna say! I would be fucking terrified wearing that in public
Disappoint

Uncle #Whitestr π€β€οΈβπ₯