Please do not scan your eyeballs at the Gap, thank you for your attention to this matter
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this is like, worse than ccp
tHe ReAL hUmaN nEtWoRK
Why not? Can I scan something else?
Scan my Balls at the gap? Got it 👍
10/10 would smash
They don’t even offer 10% discount on hoodies if you scan eyeball ? Lame!
nothing scary or nefarious...just another fiat grift, VC insiders trying to sell snake oil to Sequoia for exit liquidity
Crazy they're still doing this
ainda existe isso
mds
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What’s the worst that could happen?
I will never shop Banana Republic again.
But where's my EyeCoin?! 😂
This is still a thing?! 🤡🌍
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Sam Altman can go and suck an old buck 🦌
Mind The Gap.
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Minority Report madness
Why is this not considered a crime?
Instructions are unclear. I tried to scan my brown eye. Now I'm banned from all GAP stores for life. 🤔
I think most of the stores in the UK closed down now.
Instructions unclear. Scanned my butt.
They do have my eyeballs, too weak to resist "free" "btc".
Scan photos of Sam Altman
What's country will be the first to put this as an entry requirement at the border?
Facial recognition scans are already standard in Miami international when coming through customs
Is das nicht der selbe rotz wie Worldcoin?
You can opt out of those but most people don’t know
The 2026 Financial Crisis
Because you scanned your balls?
Words I thought I'd never hear.
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Ups Wrong Post ahahaha That would be funny.
😂
For a second, I literally thought it was a Death Star figure from Star Wars series.
So uhhh… World doesn’t store your eyeballs on their servers. It’s held by your phone in the World App.
Sadly people on Nostr won’t care because Nostr is full of Bitcoin people and World uses Ethereum
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Why not. Isn’t it basically free iridology?
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