What would you guys do if I named my first born Beluga? And then lied to that child and said the baby beluga song was written about him or her.
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Nothing π€
Youβre a good friend
That's fine. Whatever you do don't name them baby shark.
Nah I hate that song. Iβm a baby beluga maxi
You do whatever you want with your kidβs name
βLuβ is kinda good
That's good, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
On brand.
Beluga would be a pretty wild name though π
Child abuse.
Hock a luga π€
I do like that. A disguise. βNo no, his name isnβt beluga, itβs Luβ, but really itβs beluga
Probably celebrate the birth of a nostr baby! Dunno the song, but cool names are hard to come by. Baby bel does have a ring to it π€
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π I hate it
Oh so some people are actually into it π«
Talk about you behind your back but tell you it's a beautiful name π€·ββοΈπ€£
Thatβs the only real answer right? π
I might take a dump.
I'd laugh a little, then I'd probably laugh a little more before sending you a π« emoji & a little zap for Luga.
Thatβs a pretty polite reaction, I like it and Luga πππ
Anyone who says otherwise is lying π You do you boo π
Yeah, thereβs a 95% chance I wonβt do it, but thereβs always that sneaky 5% to be cautious of
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π silly
I'd zap that β‘
unfollow but you aren't going to do it so. π€£π€·
I'm going to have that song stuck in my head now so thank you very much I'm in a very joyful state π
I would tell your kid. Truth wins. Always. Love the idea though. π§‘π½π«
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Phew. Now if I do, I wonβt tell you ππππ«
about Santa too? π
It sounds like you were high when you thought this one up
Nobody can stop me
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Unwavering support
NICE π