If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again. Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie. Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes. Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes. Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place? Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears. Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free. image

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There used to be a site named joogle, was landing page of Google with the classic hand wringing guy added. Just tried entering it into browser and it automatically goes to Google 👀👀
WHAAAT? Thought I had all that 'self-custody-node-running-with-Alby-lightning-and-everything' shit figured out. God Damn It!
Gonna have to work on it later. Tried a quick switcheroo from the phone and now it's more f-ed up than before. Time for bed.🤙🏼🙏🏻
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Kingbee 1 year ago
That's impressive. You can do things on here that I can't. 🍻
LOL. YOU'RE RIGHT! "Can't receive zaps? Meh. I got zapped by real lightning when I was a tree. Didn't care for it. Life's more chill as a stump with googly eyes."
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8020 1 year ago
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@Noshole spilled a jar of #googlyeyes on a tree
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If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again. Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie. Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes. Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes. Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place? Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears. Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free. image
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I’m a folk cartoon forest dweller with a penchant for gnome fashion. I have become immune to naysayers. I live in nostr forest and I cook here too. image
In case anyone is wondering wtf is up with the #googlyeyes... Heres the genesis, for the record. Basically @Noshole spilled a bunch of googly eyes on some men trees and I vibed with that. So I along with several other prophets of the jiggly ocular set out to spread the good word. Sorry not sorry for your feeds!!!! View quoted note →
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If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again. Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie. Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes. Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes. Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place? Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears. Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free. image
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