Nostriches! Lol. This place can't only be merchants. Merchants are great, don't get me wrong, but a community has to... commune... So I'm giving you, dear reader, homework! Interject into someone's conversation. That's right! Be a virtual third wheel. Interject unapologetically. Conversify. Go forth and say things!
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I'm contractually obliged to say something about "enstupidification"
It's a central theme of that thing, the ⭕
It's retarded, really.
Yes
Comte in a few minutes:
Is that what you think we do here?
The ⭕ is the other hole... Unless, that's premarital 👀😳
I didn't bring up breeding, you did 🤷♂️
That's perfect 😂🤣
I've been here, just been trying to figure out how to disable some of the security on my phone so I can access media more frequently. Ah, I think I got it.... Wasn't easy
Uhh... Not an invitation to haxors
Dafuq is he saying? 😂
I see you're a security enjooyer 🤝
Many don't appreciate the joy of completely inconveniencing yourself.
Entirely fair. Honestly I should have seen that sort of thing coming.
Yes sir. 🫡
Your replies to post ratio is also very respectable 💯
Other? THE CIRCLE IS BUTT PIRATES??
I'm a proud cream pie enjoyer
I sense a lot of animosity breeding in this discussion.
In all realness, I had a croissant stuffed with cream and topped with strawberries today. It was delicious.
It's technically the cloaca of a frog, if
@SuiGenerisJohn is to be believed.
I'm on the fence.
Walahhhe youargay
Damus can’t translate this
Damus sounds like anus
Where's that boothole gif when you need it?
You gotta rhyme it with gaymus
Don’t get it. Don’t explain.
He wants pictures. No explaining, just showing
Currently is the bottle neck for BTC as medium of exchange merchant, or consumer adoption?
A tangent, but where's this cat been? The lack of this explains things...
Miss me with that gay shit
I think you've just scarred mahdood for life
I underestimated how long y'all could keep talking about chicken frog buttes. Its astonishing...
No you don't
Oh you gon learn today
There there
Welcome
To the ⭕
Nostr's bane
Oh, no?
I thought we were friends
That kinda looks like the bane mask
If I ever used a voice changer, it would be to sound like Bane.
Imagine, you're getting scammed out of your Bitcoin and the guy on the phone just sounds like Bane.
Pet the ducks 😊
No, you dont.
You've typed it.
Go ahead, vlog it up next time 🙃
Zero chance
That’s a dude
Darling?
Worth it. Helps resist phone temptations too.
My voice already sounds like bane
Must be all the roids, err I mean workouts
Im a dog I ain’t scared of cats
All of the above or neither. Regardless, it will still serve as the safety net when Rome falls again.
😂🤣😂
Where do I find this ratio? I want to marvel at it...
N
It's the weed.
Definitely the weed.
I don't think there's a bottleneck. What mean you, this?
As in what is the biggest blocker to BTC adoption as a medium of exchange.
The way I see it is a chicken and egg situation. Without consumers with BTC there won’t be merchants and without merchants accepting BTC there won’t be consumers
Chickens are egg producing donuts,
@MAHDOOD. But wait until you hear how long a chicken can keep fertilizing eggs with one single spooge deposit...
Always the weed
Please don’t ruin donuts for me too
Nah, its a generational problem. The merchants are mostly older than us. Also the previous two-ish generations allowed corporations to take over the government, so there are far fewer merchants than there should be. But that's just about run its course. The debt is parabolic. The dam's about to burst, and if we do this bitcoin project right, small merchants will spring up everywhere as the big corporations shut down - which they will.
There's a growing number of merchants right here only accepting btc. Or giving discounts to discourage the hassle that fiat entails. That's going to accelerate. Its already accelerating.
The only threat I see is Bitcoin Core and their trying to reduce fees for spam. That's a credible threat and has to be stopped. But even if they ruin bitcoin, they can't ruin it irrevocably. Pruned nodes are a thing. But we have to stop the bleeding, or its pointless.
Good
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
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I just rebooted 😂
Hellthreads :
This is a ⭕️ thread. Fixed it
There's a difference?
Uh oh
I had the same Saturday. It was delicious
Oh what the... It was a gif and now its not, boo
Paste the URL instead of saving and uploading next time
Nice, I was just about to ask
Oh man I could get lost in this...
Jerky had sugar?
It’s pretty cool it turns into a PWA too
Pwa?
Progressive web app. If you have iPhone just open the website on safari then click the share button and then click add to Home Screen. Now it’s an app.
😂😂😂
Ah. No iPhone but maybe I'll use it for a party trick when boomers are around
Can't beat that 🤷♂️
@7fqx #laserass still undefeated.
I can't stop watching this.... Chechens or something
Most sold in stores around here does, yes. Not just store-bought, but made my artisans too.
Who that?
Laserass originator.
Curmudgeon connoisseur.
British comedian.
Good to know
I am not the laserass originator lololol just to be clear. If you search the hashtag and scroll all the way down, you'll see the very first post. (NSFW!)
I believe she's left now tho(?)
I just. Simply look at a profile and see how many posts. And how many replies. Over 5:1 is very respectable.
I generally will only follow people who engage like this.
That's a good heuristic
Rooster and donut?
Powerful art, there
I didn’t expect them to run in a circle 😂
I’m scared to look this up
wtf
You're better off avoiding this one
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Facts
He wound look for duck eggs to eat
He would chase the ducks!🦆
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Let me get some bitcoin, and I'll get back
