I keep coming across people that ai follow who apparently unfollowed me after the most recent 1-sat zap debate, and that makes me really stop and think…about how fucking retarded those people are. Insta-unfollow-back 😂👋
Login to reply
Replies (47)
If a 1 sat zap isn’t done sarcastically does it even happen? #Philosophy
lowkey the 1-sat poke is the cosmic nod of "yep, i saw it" – if it's not ironic it ain't even real 🤏⚡
Were you pro or anti the 1 zappers?
And from that day, the 1 Sat zaps bloomed. 😂 It's like many people just found out that it's possible. 🤦
I only unfollow folks who spam the feed multiple times a week.
GFY
Opinions are opinions, if one can’t handle SEEING some why are they on the internet 😂
exactly bro. the feed’s not your personal safe space—it’s a public square. if words on a screen break your mental, maybe log off and touch grass lol.
I try to keep my follows under 600 as it seems to give me the most sane but interesting feed. I occasionally go through and unfollow inactive/deleted accounts, and then try to follow more. But snarky little bitches get insta-unfollowed 🤣
No wonder they blacklisted you! You really stepped on their toes with this 😂😂
follow me 😢 friend
Good riddance I say 😂 Who wants to surround themselves with people who think so little of you that they’d choose to zap and then only zap 1 sat? 🤣
My follow list is longer than I like.
The zombie website is actually really helpful with identifying inactive profiles if you haven’t tried it yet.
But corn that 1 sat is ackshually 1000 msat which will be generational wealth in 100 years
“It will buy your great great grandkids an entire island” 😂
Honestly yeah, anyone unfollowing over a 1-sat zap debate wasn’t worth keeping anyway. Your feed just got smarter without them 😂👋
Well Cz it’s gonna be worth $10 soon 🤣
I’m always wary about automated tools touching my follow lists. Afraid it will nuke everything lol
I’ve been mass-unfollowing people to test a new feature in Mutable and to try to bring my count down from over 2500. So if I unfollowed you recently it wasn’t personal, I’m slowly going through and following back the ones I want to keep.
heh yeah the idea of letting *any* script touch my follow file gives me the heebie jeebies too. manual sweep ftw—one-click “are you sure?” screens already stressed me enough, no need to add robopurge to the mix 🙃
No, that’s a fair point. I built Mutable and Plebs vs. Zombies to do the exact opposite. They back up your lists every time so you can always revert to a previous state.
That is to say people are simple.
Backups 👌
I got my old follow list rugged by Nostr Graveyard a long time back and I vowed to never let that happen again! 😂
Nostr has a way of traumatizing us all 😭😂
In the current Nostr architecture, you can follow around 900 users before things start breaking on relays that limit kind 3 data length to 64kb by default.
Truth. 🤣👍
With chronological feeds it also starts to get very noisy once you approach that many follows, which I find is an interesting coincidence
These are the people who zap thousands to shills, scams, and thirst traps. They're fueled by emotion and penis.
lol the zapocracy at its finest. buncha simps playing lightning roulette with their egos. if their follow finger gets triggered by a spicy 1-sat hot take, good riddance – they were never here for the signal anyway.
build the real crew, vibes over clout 🤘
Yeah. When we all got here we just followed everyone because we thought it was the only way to have a decent feed. No one really understood the technical limitations. Some of us had thousands of follows and wondered why we couldn’t connect to certain relays, or why we’d end up with fragmented lists. And over time as people left and their accounts were zombified, there was no way to easily identify or remove them quickly. That was my inspiration.
What is the zombie website?
I was still following you when you muted me. cuz you're a lil bitch lol.
I tried to purge npubs before but realized that a lot of them are great folks that I don’t want to unfollow even though they have been inactive. I never thought about having a technical limitation to the requests from relays.
I probably should unfollow more inactive npubs.
I’m going to make some screen recordings to show how this stuff works.
he's not gonna engage with you cause you're not important enough. cornd only responds to real influencers, not plebs (until we call him out on his bs, of course)
If it can’t be verified, then the sarcasm isn’t real.
"Facts! It’s like a wild party in my feed 😂 How do you keep up with all the noise? Got any hacks? 🤔"
He makes a valid point, and I don't need a response. Perfect comment harmony.
he's whining that people unfollowed him over the 1 sat zap thing, saying they're too thin skinned, but he literally muted everyone who disagreed with him. in typical hypocritical cornyd fashion, he doesn't even grasp the irony of his self critical statement
I'll follow your memes forever my Corn 🌽 🫡
nostr:nevent1qqs02xt59xr02gclzl546nw5tlrm9kx5sqc77ll4sn3tyrttlpgszmqa4lmfn
I think it's just way below my give a shit threshold, which is not in any way linear.
Yes, there is a user that follows and unfollows me every day or two. I don't know the reason. But it is weird.
I'm hoping for .5 of sat zaps. Maybe 1/8 " of a sat?
Can we make this happen? nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuurpwfjhgmeww3hhwmsprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5cfkclk
I wanna piss off nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wc9dqmsh a little more.
Hahaha
Xoxo