My ass could power a hot air balloon right now ๐ฅด
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Let's see it girl ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Smell*
Your talents are never ending it would seem!
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It was the soup I made for sure. I can make your ass an energy source too. Just come over for dinner 1 time๐๐
Sound clip or it didn't happen
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Itโs a cornychat exclusive. Pretty much everyone who goes has heard me fart into the mic at least thrice ๐
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Donโt strike a match ๐ณ
Never again.
I've been sending fart clips to women I'm dating to test a theory, so far so good
Around the world in 40 farts XD
My original fart dating theory actually worked. Basically, everyone I went on a first date with, I would audibly fart on and if they reacted weird, they got dropped immediately. Itโs a great screening process. Puzzles laughed so I had no choice but to marry him.
This is real footage of me walking behind @Noshole on the street earlier today
If you ate my soup, you would be too
I crop dust people in grocery stores who are rude ๐คญ so this is accurate
I'm working a different angle where I'm trying to make them attached to me because they hear my farts so often, kinda like Pavlov's dogs
You had Jalapenos for dinner?
Ok let me know how it works out. Maybe I will try it too ๐คทโโ๏ธ
You're already married! @puzzles has to remain!
No๐ญ they give me diarrhea. I had mostly carrots, zucchiniโs, and beans
You can train a married person
I watched this scene a million times as a kid and laughed my ass off. I'm sure @stache can relate.
Wait what is this from? Itโs grainy as hell
Dennis the menace
Ooooooo itโs been a lonnnng time ๐
Oh you mean, make him become more attached....
Yah my brain took that and went a completely different direction ๐๐
oh beans!! happy ๐จ !
Iโm a bean addict and I refuse to change that
Aww man, that was a good'n
Up up and awayyyy
Loved that film as a kid but prob kick 7 shades of shit of Dennis now tbh
*out of
ugly ass infertile dumb bitch
thats a good reason not to go
Please donโt. Youโre no fun ๐
Wait, is this the YouTube comment section?
there's other fun things than poop & farting
For you. I got my own sense of humor here
You know what? Youโre not invited into my lsd and cookie cult either
kill yourself
Verified - Iโm for sure in the Youtube comment section.
Lol ๐
Are you saying he's doing the dishes?
I'm sober....
We can tell
btw what happened to @Lysergic4cid ?
After what I had for lunch today, I can totally identify with this statement.. #Foodpoisoning
How lovely ๐คฃ
#itsthefibre #veganfarts
Yes. But Iโm doing the cooking so it works both ways ๐
Oh no๐ญ Burger King? Feel better
๐คIโm not vegan and yes my husband loves it
Nostalgic
Did you ate a can of beans?
Yes
smells like you ate some plants.
Lolingโฆ. Maybe the greatest kid movie of all time (imho)
true story:
when this movie first came out I brought my daughter (4 yo at the time) and one of her friends to see it at a nearby theaterโฆ I laughed so hard that she and her friend got up and moved half way through it๐ณ (did I mention they were 4 yo ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐)
โฆbtw, howz it goin @PHILOSOPHERDOOD , @Noshole and other frenz from the โญ๏ธ?
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The 4 year olds even said โyou canโt sit with usโ?????๐๐
All good over here, but we have missed your shitposts greatly
You told me this story before ๐
Iโm doing great though how are you? Havenโt seen you around in a while
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โฆand so it beginsโฆIโm repeating myself๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธโญ๏ธ
I luv u too sista๐๐ซโญ๏ธ
โฆIโve been spending way more time touching grass latelyโฆbut I still check in on yโallโs tarded assesโฆmostly just lurking tho
We wonโt panic until this happens to you
Holy shit stache! You're still around ๐ค
๐ณWait a minute ๐ค
โฆthat sh*t happened yesterday ๐คจ๐๐โญ๏ธ
Hello @๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ my ol fren๐ซ๐ซกโญ๏ธ
Oh no thatโs not good. But hey donโt worry I know exactly how to fix this. Just need you to give me access to your email address and password. Iโll take care of it for you.
You donโt have to tag people when you reply to their notes ๐๐
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โฆ not sure Iโve mentioned this before but GFY @PHILOSOPHERDOOD ๐โญ๏ธ
You may have mentioned it once or twice before
Well give us something to lurk on every now and again ๐โญ๏ธ
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Oh but @YODL can manage your funds
