women don’t need men for anything anymore. except opening jars.
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And killing spiders, I suppose.
😂
Try making other humans lol
Yet, you can gift a woman a tool that makes it easy for her but she still asks you to open jars. 🤷♂️
I need men. Whoever doesn't need them... Send them all to me. I will take one for cooking steak, one for rubbing shoulders, one for rubbing feet... etc etc...
Trap all spiders in jars.
Problem solved.
Now we just need to eliminate the baby thing.
gimme that jar 😉
Coat hangers
they def need us for OF gains
imagine a world where only women purchased other women’s OF subscriptions, they’d be broke.
I meant making them.
Artificial wombs I suppose.
You been handmaid pilled 😂😂
I don’t pay anyone on OF. F that noise. Fools and their Sats and all that.
Empty jar + spider + lid × no need to open = manless bliss!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been what? I feel like I have an idea of what that's referring to but I don't watch or read garbage so the reference is lost on me.
Don't tell them you can dent the lid with a spoon or knife and it opens up way easier 🤫🤫
They also need us for drama. TikTok gets boring sometimes.
What about Jesus? We don't need him either?
And except anything that breaks inside the house or car.
jar opening robot incoming.
If your house gets crowded, call me. I can take a few off your hands. They can do all of my husband’s chores so he can pay more attention to me.
😂 Yes
There are tools for opening jars. It’s only $15 on amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/OXO-Good-Grips-Opener-Base/dp/B002DWA6KM
Why should women need men for anything or vice versa. Shouldn’t those relationships be based on desire not need?
And those cute little babies they like to have
My wife needs me for companionship and snuggles and because I'm awesome. Her words.
yeah babies is a valid point 😂
If you run the metal lid under hot running water it’s easy to open. Expansion.
Mentira, eu consigo abrir frascos 😸
In conclusion: Men need men.
They need someone to blame for their problems 😂
I tell @Vanessa this but she keeps handing me jars anyways. Starting to think she just gets a kick out of it
Accurate
😂😂😂😂
My wife casually interrupts my work meetings just for me to open a jar.
Even when we have a fight, the need to open a jar is often what makes peace.
life isn't about the destination, it's about the jars we open along the way
Some women can't tie their shoelaces.
few
Her: Babe, can you help me open this jar?
Sure. `tar xf *.jar`
get real
My mother never asked me to open a jar for her
There’s other things that need opened
Not true...but probably men are not available either for what women want...it takes vulnerability and they were raised to be tough and not vulnerable. What a mess...
For the human race they do, for sure, as we do them.
I need my chica to open my Cervelat Pack, she is good with the hands.
Nah not even for opening jars.
I take a piece of metal cutlery, and tap it along the edge of the lid around the whole lid.
False.
reminded me of this.
Really?! Are you kidding right?!
What a joke! 😂😂😂😂
and killing that "for sure black widow" spider
still true
