That guy that only texts you when BTC is down?
Yeah that’s not your friend bro that’s your enemy.
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Schadenfreude
Cnut
Agree! I can’t even look at my texts today. I kind of blame myself a little, I was too vocal at ATHs. 😂
But he’s still a no coiner, with the Bitcoin bug living in his mind rent free. It’s all rather beautiful when you think of it like that. “Hey buddy, good to hear from you, I’m great, but are you?”
Evening mother
Show them that you are insane by sending them your buying strategy
They're wishing on your demise
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My dad just asked if I’m worried about the price falling. Does this mean I have to block him???
Learn the art of embracing being full retard on Bitcoin.
Either your enemy or you have a funny friend. That's hilarious 😂😂😂
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You better love that mother fucker anyway.
After years of telling my very good friend and decade long colleague how absolutely fucked the fiat system is, (and basically shilling him Bitcoin without shilling him Bitcoin), he swung by yesterday and voluntarily started asking about my view on geopolitics and if this was a good time to buy..
After we talked for over an hour about bond math, geopolitics, US debt, the end of globalisation, Japan, and how absolutely cooked the whole system is, he pulled the trigger and finally bought his first chunk of Bitcoin. He’s down 10% and he’s not even 24 hours into his btc journey..
I guess we’re enemies now 🤣
Anyone who texts me now, I’m gonna ask to borrow money to buy BTC.
It's true
Yes
Bigger enemy is the one who creates an iMessage group and then texts you .. public shaming is not an archaic relic 😂😂😂
“A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.” Proverbs 17:17
“Orange pilled” a lot of people over the years.
They’ve all stacked, but some actually got it and some didn’t.
The ones that didn’t are the ones who messaged me this week.
Used to try and calm them, now I offer to buy their stack
Da ops
I convinced my landlord to take the monthly rent via bitcoin when it was in the $120Ks.
He's asking me for comfort in the $60Ks now. I retold the story Mike Maloney shared about the Weimar Republic.
In one of his YT vlogs, he shared a gold price chart as that government was easing into hyperinflation. It showed, like a Richter scale's needle, gold price spiking, then tanking, then spiking, then tanking, and so on.
In the death throes of paper money, the ensuing chaos experienced very turbulent price discovery.
This is your opportunity to improve opsec and tell everyone loudly you sold
Nice
Yes I call it tough love
That dude also doesn't realize he's been losing value from his precious dollars ever since he made his first bucks
Revealing
That’s what mine looks like. I’ve only convinced one other person that this is rational 🤣
Sound words 🫡
They have no clue about the big short. #few
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I like affordable corn!
Tengo muchaos amigos enemigos 😝
Truth
Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette
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When you are a rich asshole who doesn't have to work and all you do is complain on nostr.
Yeah that's what I call a Bitcoin influencer lol
That always happens 😂 i have one friend who decide to buy a lot of sats at 90k or higher after i explain why i like btc so much years ago, he still my friend, i tell him to just chill and wait, or buy more.
I don't think there is any other solution, apart from reading books and articles to become more conscious of what you hodl.
Dips have a unique way of helping me recalibrate where to spend brain cycles.
hits every time 
I convinced one not to sell to buy a car just cause his alternator died, then my other nevercoiner friend was more based than usual didnt even shit on the corn 🎉