For the sake of humanity I am willing to donate the landmass of Australia to communism.
The plan is simple, we round up every climate cultist, Marxist, socialist, transmaoist and leftoid in every country and dump them in Australia. All the politicians, the journos, the actors, anyone who thinks shit is “free”, we get them all shipped to Australia and offer an exchange program for the 20 Million Aussies that will be displaced by this program so they can exit.
Then as we wrap up we destroy the airports and ports on the way out and leave them to their communist utopia. Nothing may never leave Australia, no person or data, they will be completely isolated and the world will treat Australia as radioactive waste which must be avoided at all costs.
The commies get to implement their vision so what’s not to like for them, and the rest of us can move on with life without having sociopathic malthusians trying to dictate all aspects of life to the rest of us.
Who’s in?
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Me. But let’s make it New Zealand or Maui instead. They don’t really need that much land mass
Good plan but I reckon 17 million, and all Victorians, would choose to stay.
Let’s tweak it a little and push them all into Victoria and move it out to sea.
Yeah I'm still waiting on my ancestor of convicts reparation program (AoCRP) flight back to the UK!
#AoCRP #convict
😂 now this I can get behind!
North Korea.
This would have been the best “No” campaign, a parallel nonsense demanding reparations for ancestors of transportation - at least your bloodline actually has a claim to having built the country.
Yes or No the result will be more division. I'll say it here too as a record, in a few years of a Yes there will be complaints that it was, in my words "political trinkets". As an anarchist I don't vote anyway so what happens happens.
I would try to defend my home state, but deep down I know Dan Andrews would be the perfect leader for this communist utopia
+1
Sir I'm sure we tried sending those who 'think shit is free' to Australia before.
I don't want the Israelis also beating us at cricket.
Lol, only a Pom would be worried about losing to the Israelis in cricket 😂
My plan would lead to a golden age in cricket though with the Aussie diaspora taking the game to all corners of the world after we donate our country to the commies.
You’d have more to worry about from the new powerhouse of cricket - Bali 🤣🤣
I'm in.
Communists/Socialists should always be treated like the intellectual children they are, only these are the kids nobody likes.
Treat them with disdain, ignore them or at best, pat them on the head and smile and say, "That's nice Timmy now go and eat your glue."
We should no longer entertain their foolish ideas and from there I'm 100% on board with your plan for any unreformed among them.
Yep!!!
Said that at the voice vote 2
Let’s just hand it over and get the fukk outta here
Sounds like a good plan 👌
Its a good plan except for one major problem, communism is bourne out of the feminine psyche rooting for equality. It will rise again in your segregated utopia unfortunately.
It will always rise.
It will be put down.
Brilliant! Nobel Prize 🏅 coming your way soon. 🫡
The English already did that..
The English started it, I plan to finish it
Will we let them ise Bitcoin or not? Do we destroy their nodes?
wdy talking about ... Australia is owned by mining companies ... ya dumb cvnts ... only thing to do is extract and send the money to the yanks. ... 50 % owned by miners ...lol
I like the idea in theory, but in reality, you've already committed to giving everyone helicopter rides, so...
No internet - nothing may leave
No. Not even one inch goes to the Commie bastards 👀
You think they’ll be concerned about their carbon footprint and impact on the planet travelling that far so we should just chuck them out on the way?
We could put them on the Epstein island.
They would enjoy that too much, and not enough wild animals that can kill them there
If it cuts back on carbon, reducing weight during the flight and all, they might jump willingly. Reduce-the-problem-by-one kind of deal.
Won't work, New Guinea is close enough for dugout canoes, find something more isolated or they'll jump the island chain.
If Australia is so bad that they want to flee to New Guinea and take their chances with the locals, I’m ok with that
You are giving up far too much landmass & resources for the bastards, how about we just give em tapped out England & resettle the non rejects here? 😂
you’re too late
Can we install some web cams so we can watch the carnage from afar like it's a pay per view event? Please and thank you.
