All I really want out of life is the same lifestyle my dogs already have.
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Same but it’d be my cats , cats don’t do blind loyalty when mistreated
My dogs 🐶 nap whenever they want 😂
Right? Like your job in life is to be cute and sleep
True😂
Same with mine! They sleep in bed with us at night and lay out in the sun or do their zoomies all day
Me too. He’s living the dream.
My chocolate lab sleeps in my bed. He’s the youngest, he’s my little baby 🐶
The others sleep in their beds
And let others touch your fuzz once in while. Lol
Lucky damn dogs 😂
Awww what a lucky boy
He’s my baby boo 🐶
your dogs don't post on Nostr
A part of their lifestyle you'll get when you get old.
That’s true. I do it for them, but they get to eat wagyu almost every day😂
My cats for me. All they do is sleep, eat, hunt, fight and fuck.
You’ll never be able to lick your own noshole so no. I’m sorry
And I thought you wanted to be a bat.
Sounds a lot like Democritus!
Yeah I just don’t wanna wait that long 😂🫂
Like why are they out here living OUR best lives rent free?
I’m still gonna try 😂
💯. I strive to be a little more like lucie every day
I am a bat. With dogs.
I definitely understand why the Egyptians held them as gods.
Did he say that? Damnit all the good sayings have already been said
ahh .. a bat jealous of the dog's life. 🥂
And we love you for it 🤗
"Doggie style"
It’s honestly not a bad goal
Bahaha yup. They live like gods (at least ours)
Well…people tend to treat dogs better than bats. When I fly into someone’s house, they try to smack me with a broom. If my dogs walked into that house, they would get pets and treats
And I love yall for loving me trying to lick my own butthole🫂
Excited for treats
With unconditional love
What a way to live
#haiku
🤣🤣 Good point. 🫡
😂😂😂😂not what I meant
How do you do that shit so quick? 😂
mdma haiku
I’d love to be able to lick that too but we generally don’t talk such things publicly.
We're here for you. One day you will achieve your dream and we will sing and dance and celebrate in the sign of Uranus. 
It just slips right out
Wen great NOSTR note appears,
A haiku is born
#haiku
🔥
One day, I will be able to walk into a grocery store and try to lick my my own ass in public and nobody will judge me or kick me out anymore
This is why I love nostr. Notes like this😂
Impressive 👏👏👏
Lazy
🫂😂
Some one to feed you, house you, and clean up after you and all you have to do is love unconditionally... Sounds ok.
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We live in a prejudicial world
It’s fucked
yeah, we basically get AI to be like @Noshole