Why is everyone talking about feds all of a sudden? New Langley recruits created keypairs?
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A fed would ask this.
Satsmcd will be back soon.
Can we unknowingly be feds? Like sleeper cells?


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Typical fed question.
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Why is everyone talking about feds all of a sudden? New Langley recruits created keypairs?
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Just gotta find your activation word
I wonder how they activateβ¦Is itβ¦with a pubky invite code


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Https://blossom.primal.net/14f9303e51913acd86608eaada2647a24d2d5405cf60f89460d8411353eb5a9e.mp4


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When people talk about a fed reading their notes on nostr

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LOL, fed manager lost track of their employees and wants us to help figure out what they are up to.

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Cough coughβ¦. Not a fed lmfao
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Fed manager does a hashtag asknostr π€£
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You are all feds
Just found a robocop kfc πππ


You too
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Would love to see what video this is from. Robocop kfc colonelβ¦. Is it a universe where the robocop hq is the kfc? Who knows?π
You'll also need a memo to go with your hashtag to really solve this problem.
ATTN: federal agents working for @node and assigned to infiltrating nostr.
Effective immediately please use #notafed for all nostr posts so that management can more easily track your work efforts.
I appreciate your attention to this matter, @node
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Technically, this makes YOU the fed manager. Nice try deflecting it on me, fed.
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shouldnβt the feds be off trying to sell a sawed off shotgun to a farmer or CS gassing a nursery?
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Exactly. Itβs not that interesting for them here. Just people saying GM
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What would a Fed Do?
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