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amazing
dhshshshahahahaha
Maybe I should sign up. I generally try to avoid income so I don't get taxed, but maybe with my help the robots can just abolish taxes
I think that sign means something else π€
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they can just use nostr for this. catallax kind 33401
NOSTR fixed this π
just like all other things nostr, the problem isn't the availability of solutions, it's the conspicuous lack of adoption.
Maybe its the lack of the solution that does not require adoption...
your multiple negatives have confused me and I'm out of coffee. say that another way?
Only in some circles π
like what?
i must/JUST *B* miss/\/ SUMthing/thang π€>;.;<π*****
Scam. I signed up but I don't actually show up in the listings and now it wants $9.99 a month for "verification" π€£
Wait, wot?
You signed up?

I signed up but I'm sure as fuck not paying any money
lOlz digi/*****
tY*****ima still π++
Does the council β approve of this
@stache ?!
@Rand this is the thread you have been looking for π
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βNatural stupidityβ has been warning about this for mos since he went sentientπ€·π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈ
Aka staches spidey sense

Iβm stealing this.
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π€¨π³β¦beat it
@YODL πβοΈ
For ur information lil miss, Iβve taken worse picturesπ³ππ€·π½ββοΈβοΈ

I know.

Offensive β¦yet funnyπ€¦π½ββοΈππ«βοΈ

And let's not forget this one smh

Fucking a πππππ
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Damn it!!!!β¦.i knew there was a frickin camera in thereπ³π€¦π½ββοΈπβοΈ

My speciality π€·ββοΈπ€βοΈ
One o my fav of ur traitsπ«‘ππ«βοΈ
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New fave. Remind me to zap when I'm on desktop later (long story)
Iβm not gonna remember that shitπ Iβm high as hell
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Hey
@YODL have u finished ur piece o sausage yetπ€¨πβοΈ
Struggle snuggles for all!!
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Me too ππ€·ββοΈ
Donβt forget to chew yodl! We donβt want a repeat of every time π
C'mon you know you want to π
Sounds like it could go south in a hurryπ€π³πβοΈ
Just for the record, that's a terrible rear naked choke technique π
Is that what the folk on the Epstein list are callin it these days π€π€£βοΈ
Only if it's done right

#jumpscare
π³β¦ok Iβll fess up and admit itβ¦.ima little frightened right nowπ€ππ€£π«βοΈ

The only thing Iβm certain of right now is that I ainβt as stoned is my frenπ€ππ€£π«βοΈ

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Yeah, Iβm not gonna lieβ¦I underestimated the strength of these new edibles ππ€·ββοΈ
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I have no excuse, I'm just naturally awkward and inappropriate
U wear it well my frenπ«‘π«π
Noshole and me and our emotions π€π«
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Everything will be okay, it's quiet time now π€£π€£
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Have no idea what this in reference to. Sausage? Is this about lowered rations? I've been on low rations so long now, it doesn't even phase me. The council's threats don't even change my bpm anymore.
Good ol' Jackie Robinson. One of the greats
I jumped π
I love this soap opera zoom in. Something really dramatic must have happened.
And there it is. We are becoming chickens day by day.
I just assume you choke a lot π€·ββοΈπ
Choke people like you out more like! π«
Iβd like to see you try

This is so weird...the second neck workout reference today!
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I couldnβt decide which one I liked best so take them all π
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Whhhhhhattttt? I never knew it even existed
Until today when I searched iron neck
You ever see clips of Tyson working out his neck? One of those montages that pops up on X often enough that most have seen them, but since you don't frequent that dump maybe you haven't seen it. He does crazy stuff, like butt on a bench, body weight entirely on his neck, as he bends it back thrusting his waste up and down (that sounds weirder than I'd like). At any rate, if you haven't seen it, it's mildly worth the time!
No because Iβm actually terrified on veins. It sickens me lol
Did these at wrestling practice back in the day
Lol. " This feels like high school"
Bizzare
You donβt want your neck to break while someone is strangling you π
I have my ways π€

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rubher neck insideOUT π€>;.;<π
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scuzE pronou/\/z
have you youngers even heard about rubbernecks?
ya mike, lOlz friend*****i Can sEll my sElf again/A+gAI/\/ π€£