NSFW shower thought:
It’s a shame we can’t work out a deal with the mosquitos. A lot of perfectly good blood goes to waste from menstruating women. And I speak for all humans when I say enough is enough with getting bit up.
What if we as a society, we worked out some sort of schedule with all menstruating women.
Basically each month, a lady on her period would pick a night to go out on the front lawn and just let her loose. Spray the whole damn town red. Then the mosquitos, can have a full lawn orgy and suck up all the free blood they want and leave us the hell out of it.
I’m talking fully engorged fat American mosquitos falling out of the sky because their weight won’t allow them to continue flight. We might even wipe the fuckers out entirely as a species.
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Well that's quite the note!
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That sounds good. The biting mosquitos are ladies too. Maybe set up a brunch & blunts date to hash it out?
I’m not the organizing type 🤦♀️
Come north we will work a deal.. 😂
Will do and HEY, I’ve been looking for you
I saw, I was busy changing the boat alternator belt w grease hands
Actually yeah. Does just rubbing yourself in blood work?
I thought you were a bat. With these fantasies ... are you a vampire? Would vampires settle for that kind of blood?
Bloody thought...
I’m sorry, but the word fantasy is wild. It’s a solution 😂
Shouldn't that read fully engorged fat American vaginas?
You failed the reading comprehension portion of the nostr today. Please go back and try again
No. I've been failing comprehension since the 1980s, fuck changing anything now.
This is big 🧠 thinking
> Put all the blood in birthday balloons
> Let the mosquitoes bite them
> Profit
How you gonna lead the charge but you won't organize da fug
Bill Gates would love to chat
😂
Damn. You honor me 😂
I mentioned something like this but it’s like a necklace of blood balloons that you wear as decoy blood 😂
I’m an idea woman 😂
you have a business idea. have a stream of menstruating woman enter the Lair, building where the mosquito gangs and their population sit waiting for payment.
I’m gonna be a period pimp
Why not just add mosquito sterilization chemicals to birth control so all the loose hoes that like to "be outside" can actually contribute something to society on a night out? 😏😂
Seems easier. 🤙
Right, you need to stop having showers.
Fuck the mosquito's why should they get it? Make blood pudding with it instead; a nutricioius breakfast.
