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What's the ratio of coldcard = open dimes?
How many open dimes equal a cold card? 3? 4?
@npub1rzg9...kxve
Boof the coin.
Don't forget seedplate and signing device 🤣
Bro I have 0 booked opendimes right now. Am I really a bitcoiner? 😂
*boofed
Boofing a COLDCARD Q now that’s something 🤣🤣🤣
At least 4 🤣
I'm shocked.
Get boofin™ bruh
I gotta order at least 6 opendimes from Coinkite 🤣🤣
You can fit way more BTC than gold. Another win for Bitcoin 🚀🚀🚀
When you realize you could fit ALL the Bitcoin that will ever exist up your ass. Bitcoin is truly the best money 🏆
Maybe. Just aren't covering your ass 🤣
Tell me more 🤔🍑
Wen Seedsigner buttplug?
Damn I shouldn’t have chosen the cold card over the jade
Insane right?
Theoretically, you could send all the Bitcoin that ever existed into one opendime or a few. Then Vaseline then boof. All the Bitcoin that ever existed is now UP YOUR ASS 🤯
Bruh now we’re taking
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This seems easier on the boof 🤭
Seriously. Jade is more compact
I wanna see what insane left looks like too…
Yeah that’s probably how I’d react when boof happens 🤣
This opendime? It ain’t just metal and gears, kid. It’s blood, sweat, and… well, let’s say uncomfortable storage solutions. Your great-granddad carried it through the war, your granddad dragged it across another, and your old man wouldn’t let the Viet Cong lay a finger on it. They hid it the only place no guard would ever look. For years. Long years.
gotta work your way up, but waaaaaay more comfy than a standard drive
Gradually then suddenly! Boof
Never again posting butt stuff memes. RIP notifications 🫡
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Girthy
Primooool trending 📈
I imagine it's gonna hurt trying to fit every hardware wallet up your butthole.
Make big
1st buttsickles, now this... Fixation much 😂
Put some STANK on that corn, boy!
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I heard some people weren’t getting enough of that. Perhaps a COLDCARD up the ass is what’s needed 🤭
Guaranteed trending.
Vlog it.
Double the followers in no time 🤣
Butt stuff always gets traction on nostr...we are all 12 year olds 😂
If it's not boofing, it's not trending.
💯 boof it or gtfo
Hardware wallet + prison wallet = the coldest storage
The man that boofed the world 🌎
Border guards in disbelief.
Seems you're quite experienced in this field node. 🤔
Why did it have to be the suppository? Welp, opendime boofing time!
Unfortunately no 🤣
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Not sure this will be the best orange pill approach for hormones🤔😳😖🤦🏽♂️
….plz deduct 15-20 IQ points from urself and @npub1m64h...uaks
*Hormones=normies
F*ckin autocorrect 🤯😖🤌🏽
You on hormone therapy Stache? Deduct 20 testosterone points from yourself 😂
the border guards will never catch us 😂
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Do I want to know what a prison wallet is? 👀
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@npub1pm5z...xe07 what's in this image?
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Correction: Orange Suppository
Preparation ₿
"Yo bay, if you come at the king you best not miss" Omar Little.
*whistling sounds get louder*
It's off to work we go!!!!