just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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Only Nans. Grandmas only
Cool! 😎
how ab OnlyBens
This would be a good birthday present for @The Daniel 🖖
OF COURSE YOU LOVE IT
Set up bots to use... 👀
OnlyStans
Indeed!
Just think of all the possibilities...I mean dannnn
still think it's a great idea. enforcement via profile metadata
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OnlyHans
Maybe.
OnlyScams
Is there a bounty for this??
How would you enforce? Self-proclaimed birth date? If your suggestion is KYC I have a message from everyone's favorite grandma:
OnlyGANs
👀👀👀
Ah, now I get it. Damn I'm slow today 😂🤣
It could get weird! Good luck! 😂
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
lmao that could actually be useful 😂
I mean if their prior posts don’t involve grandchildren everyone already knows
2 sats
OnlyFrens
OnlySpam
A relay for this guy and his frens 
Backup name Ethereumstr
It looks so delicious
wanted to send you a funny meme, but the gas fees were too high
never had it 😄
NoFrens
We actually share this one in common 😂🤙
spamdalorian needs to happen
#TanelHasnt
Good point.
Sent a funny meme but lost my life savings to gas
Ethereum got all the shitcoiners gassed up
Oh fuck ya
You guys are mean and not inclusive, support scams or else
Gas from a shitcoin is a fart 💨
They pumped full of ass gas sir
agreed 
😂
In other news i’m pretty sure me and @jin 🧙♂️ just fapped each other 🥹
meow 
Oh fuck yea bud 💜🫂 
😅
😂😂💀
At least they’re better than the Bens
i’m in
Just looked at Damus for the first time in over five hours to come back to this.
Life is so good right now! 🤣😍😎
“Check me out on OnlyDans.”
See you there! 🤣
#OnlyDans will be how we can recruit more Dans to use nostr.
Every time I meet another Dan I’ll make sure OnlyDans becomes the overwhelming focus of the conversation until they succumb to the peer pressure of other Dans and join Nostr.
I’m in for OnlyDans, LFG!!!
😀👍
But, but how do the fans of Dans gets to see all their favourite Dan’s if only Dans are admitted to onlyDans? We’ll be Danless?
Si por favor! 🤗
TMFINR 😂
Damn, now I know why this idea never caught on. I was using the wrong name in my example. It should be Ben. It should be an #OnlyBens relay.
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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OnlyDramas 😩
Kk
Let's put them all on a relay and be done with it
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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🤘🤘🤘
![[ARCHIVED] Jay's avatar](https://i.nostr.build/9NquibWjyPXiz2Q4.png)
Dans of the protocol, unite!
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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when even gigi becomes a dan 🤣
I'm guessing this got reposted earlier this morning. And things spiraled.
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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I think he just did
It doesnt look like Alan Partridge has found his way into the hivemind of nostr. I can't believe this is the first time I have seen this clip in my feed today.
I first posted it about an hour ago and am (Unashamedly) spamming it everywhere. Just trying to spread Alan's good word(s).
Good man
Might have started here. 😅
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yes Dan Ross 🤣
pfft 😆🤙
We need to invite more censored Dans!
#OnlyBans
Only people who were banned in other social media
Ps reserve a seat for me, I was banned more times than I care to count
Composing music?
🤣
Dan Gigi
God damnit Derek, did you buy this domain?
I did not 🤣
Following all dans in this chain now. i see new dans
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also
just found this in my "ideas to get back to eventually" todo list:
OnlyDans - a relay that is for Dans only, as in people who are named Dan
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so @Gigi posted OnlyDans idea August 22 last year
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then @HoloKat posted so many Dans April 10 this year
and then @jack joined the Dan train and later renamed to Dan
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correct?
There are so many Dans on nostr, I can’t be certain they are not all the same person
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