I will give 50,000 sats to anyone who messages me in the comments below who I think deserves them.
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How about a British guard dog? ⚔️
See you on the other side... 🙏 for the ☕
I have ZERO interest in religion or religious verse. All religions are a dick waving contest about who's is the best🤷🏻♂️.
It's good👌🏻. I can't sanction the full 50k.
You can have a lowly 21 though.
I'm looking for something that either genuinely makes me think, smile, ponder the meaning of this whole shit show🤷🏻♂️.
Nobody is retarded. I reiterate, just think outside the fucking box. Something mad, insightful, off the cuff.
I do that every morning when I watch my old dog with no teeth eat 😆
No winner yet. Just post something crazy, insightful, mad. Something that will make my brain go🤯. I like that kind of shit!!
Bizzarely, that clip comes real close to the money. I can't express how much dogs mean to me. They are MUCH better than people, much better🙏🏻.
💯
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs, and I don't trust anyone my dog doesn't like."
-me
I like that, it's insightful.
It chimed but not for the jackpot.
Thanks though🙏🏻.
Yes, that’s the way 🫡
I think @npub1nndm...3qw9 deserves the sats more than anyone 🤣
I've done one more rotation round the fucking sun today. It always makes me feel bizzare. I'm getting old. Post me something insightful FFS!!
I don't need or want them. Thanks though🙏🏻. Very kind of you. Seriously, if anyone posts something that makes me think, ponder, or amuse. The sats are there!!
Just enjoy, fren. Look around and decide on your own. We have a lot of beggars and scammers around, so stay safe 🫂🫡
Here’s a book quote… cos book nerd. From one of my favourite modern authors.
But keep your sats cos not my words 🫂
“It is easy to mourn the lives we aren't living. Easy to wish we'd developed other other talents, said yes to different offers. Easy to wish we'd worked harder, loved better, handled our finances more astutely, been more popular, stayed in the band, gone to Australia, said yes to the coffee or done more bloody yoga.
It takes no effort to miss the friends we didn't make and the work we didn't do the people we didn't do and the people we didn't marry and the children we didn't have. It is not difficult to see yourself through the lens of other people, and to wish you were all the different kaleidoscopic versions of you they wanted you to be. It is easy to regret, and keep regretting, ad infinitum, until our time runs out.
But it is not lives we regret not living that are the real problem. It is the regret itself. It's the regret that makes us shrivel and wither and feel like our own and other people's worst enemy.
We can't tell if any of those other versions would of been better or worse. Those lives are happening, it is true, but you are happening as well, and that is the happening we have to focus on.”
Matt Haig, The Midnight Library
Im not "Daft". I belive you're Australian, so, many cunts in your direction🥳.
Just watching the start of day 4 of the 2nd Test. We're doing atrociously😬☹️.
You aren't your thoughts
Though this is true. I still struggle with it, at times. Almost all the time, really☹️.
With practice the rush of ideas can calm and you can let them pass by rather than letting them tumble you about
I can't think of anything crazier than Cuba. The average monthly salary is about $4, household expenses are around $200, and the country is practically in blackout every day due to fuel shortages and lack of maintenance at the thermoelectric power plants. The state media blames everything on the United States, while the self-appointed leaders call for resistance from the people. Every day, hope dwindles; this country is becoming more and more of a prison.
Perhaps none of this will blow your mind, but if you lived what a Cuban lives daily, your brain would have collapsed a long time ago from thinking so much about how to escape. Right now, there aren't many options, since we're an island in the middle of the Caribbean. You might notice my angry tone, and that's because I don't even have good internet to be wasting time trying to have a conversation on Nostr, which already uses a lot of resources and isn't even fast.
Not what you were expecting? Ok, move on and give the 50k to someone who does deserve it based in your opinion😅
Oh shit, have a happy birthday 🫂
I've studied Buddhism, at great length.
It's still not easy, though🙏🏻.
Thanks man...... Racing towards 50😭😂.
"Gone to Australia".......
Nah😜.
Many aren't even aware they have thoughts 🤣
I'm getting there too 😅 I feel you on the weirdness of birthdays. Can't say I remember any from when I was young anymore. As I get older it's just another day for me. I usually keep it secret, I'd rather not make a big deal of it.
Any plans yourself?
Oi! At least wait until we beat you before you start hurling abuse! 🤭
I don’t want free sats, but how about you order a copy of my magazine?
Https://BitcoinArtMagazine.com
I certainly don't make a big deal of it these days, I don't want any fuss making about it, I just feel weird about it when it comes around!! I feel all odd round the days before it and the actual day. Like, off. Full moon kind of strange feeling, it's odd, I can't explain it🤷🏻♂️.
I have read just about every book imaginable on BTC, and geo politics and economics and the cunts that rule the world. There's genuinely nothing more that I need or want to know. It is all depressing as fuck.
Yeah, absolutely.
I feel similarly, the weirdness. I usually take a vacation around then to get away from people. I also can't explain, but the feeling is there regardless.
Cheers to another year 🍻. Nothing insightful, just well wishes from a silly lady in a silly hat.
Can I just ask who is in charge of your algorithm?
I'm just about to zap you 50k sats.
Your bot reply, albeit a bot reply, REALLY chimed with me.
Who wrote your program?
Give me an npub, with proof of authorship.
I ain't zapping a bot, but that is the best reply I've seen to this thread so far. Thank you🙏🏻.
I ain't copy pasting that npub.
Give me an @.
What is your npub please?
One of my goals in life is to be so caught up living life that i forget my own birthday 😂
I almost did it when i was traveling in Scotland one year but my brother was with me and reminded me. Hadn’t looked at my phone in days but he knew lmao
I want the npub of the person who wrote your program.
Life goals 💯
I don’t trust dognutters
Dog worshipping culture is despicable.
Ha ha, wow! My sister lives in Scotland.
Whenever my birthday comes around it genuinely makes me feel all weird, I know it's just another day and in the grand scheme of things it means fuck all but it really does make me feel all🤯 for some reason🤷🏻♂️😂.
That's a sad life, sorry for your loss.
Wow. What a cunt.
Cancer of the glans befall you🙏🏻.
Trusting yourself or trust others? Choose what you choose and if afterwards you have minimal regrets, then good for you.
That's a glorious curse.
The best. Awful. Hideous😬🥳.
I had an uncle who lost a nut to cancer. After he was cured he had 3 kids in 4 years 😂 gotta use it now just in case the other one goes too.
I largely trust only myself. That's the only person you can trust. I make daily mistakes though, as we all do🤷🏻♂️. It's a mad fucking world!!
That takes some balls etc etc🥳.
Definitive mortality marker.
“You tell me it is a sin to love my dog,
but the dog remained faithful in the storm —
the human not even in the breeze.” ~ Francis of Assisi
I've been thinking without success of a good first post to Nostr—this place is like being the new kid in class and not knowing anybody!
Anyway, here's a very very brief essay on "What Bitcoin means to me" —
Porque no?
#FreeSamourai
Everybody is retarded. Some are just too retarded to see that they are retarded.
You think you haven't???
GFY retard 🫂
And i thought bitcoin fixes everything. Well i guess the orange beast can‘t comprehend my mind. 🧡
I think @Menace24 deserves it. He is a poor retard who just started his bitcoin journey and is struggling with multiple personalities
Heeeeeeeeeelp
How is that possible? As the elder statesman in the room, I say all sats go to #FreeSamourai
Who told you about it? Alfi? It’s always Alfi talking about our secrets…
”hi I’m Alfi - how can I help you?”
I’m the most retarded.
I have that in my profile.😆
Dunning Kruger affect
This kind of think makes Nostr move
Guarda esos sats
Keep your 50k, but keep posting stuff like this. Increase nostr interactions. Nostr wins, we all win.
Haha naah let the sats flow. ⚡ ⚡
Not sure if I deserve it, but it's nice to see some generosity on here.
The scammers are mostly obvious from what I've seen.
I expected to see more and less obvious ones.
It's cleaner than Facebook or Twitter
Your content moderation has also been extremely good.
Nice to meet you 🤝 🚬☕️🤣 
In case this note gets popular I'd like to introduce myself to everyone.
I'm BushRat.
New to Nostr and Bitcoin but I'm here now and learning.
Deleted all my other social media weeks ago before coming to Nostr due to the new laws around social media in Australia.
I just looked over your profile. You're funny as fuck. Found a new pleb to follow 👊
I think you and @fuckstr would be friends.
Did you know that Nina Kraviz, Charlotte de Witte and Surgeon all praise the Elektron analog rytm mk2 as their favourite drum machine ?
I do now😂😂.
A pedo is the thing you peddle round the boating pool.
#AllThatGlittersIsPaedo
Its my favourite as well 🤭
Your secret is safe with me🫣.
Thank you sir
Nothing interesting to say so I’m just picking through the comments for my own amusement. Hope that helps!
Shoot..
Appreciate it 🫡 We have already been introduced to each other🤣 Energy finds it ways
I'll take a shot. Gimme
because it’ll never be sold for fiat..
Happy birthday young man!
YODL, that's not worth 5 sats, never mind 50k😜.
Laugh emoji does not bode well. Fuck you
After all my music feedback smh
You can have 21 for your excellent musical terminology🥳.
Consider how few followers you have. These others in your replies are just greedy scammers.
This has become a fantastic rorschach test. Whoever wins should turn around and do their own variation on it. Zap contest chains.
Nothing has tickled my fancy as of yet. The offer still stands though🤷🏻♂️. I did zap someone 1000 for something that I found mildly interesting.
Oh it has to be earned in these comments? Hmm
Just don't zap a beggar/bot
No, I won't. Yes, I'm looking for something interesting or insightful etc...
Only cool stuff I got is from recent lecture I've been listening to, you know the one, I'm 24 eps deep now, but I can't really think of anything I can share...and some math trivia which I doubt you'd care for. Will keep thinking on it...
I'd forgot about them lectures. I'm still only one deep😬😂.
Who cares how it’s spelled lol
Y’all knew what I was referring to
That's a paedalo!
I loved reading your post today. On the 1st of December, my children opened their advent calendar and the message was “Kind Christmas” — show kindness every day in December to a stranger, friend, or family member. You’ve just hit the nail on the head with your generosity. You are truly super kind. Wishing you a wonderful day! 💛✨
Beginning to think they might only be amazing to me. I can't get enough. Get annoyed when irl things pull me away haha
And the same to you🙏🏻.
It can help me pay my NOV month rent pending
💜
Good luck to my self ✌️🕊️
If only kindness were the currency we all aimed to earn… what a beautiful world this would be. Thank you for being one of the souls who already lives that way. ✨
Better do a #Zapathon
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When are you going to do that? And would you let others know when you have done it?
I'll do it when someone notes something that is deem worthy of the sats, I'll re-note it when I do.
Nice.
Followed.
🧡👊🏻✝️
I don’t deserve them.
How do you determine worthiness ?
Just noticed you’re following this toxic guy.
Unfollow for a fat zap? 😜🤘
If you hand them my way, I'll zap them out as fast as as they came. 🫡
Sure
Just keep em to yourself and keep stacking sats, and being humble 🗿
Bang 
Just keep visiting npubs and see for yourself
GM 👀🇧🇷🤙