Anybody need some live crickets delivered?
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i'd have 10 please, thanks
Hope they can ship in time for Christmas
420 crickets 🦗
No thanks, I don’t own a gecko.
Yummy.
Are they gluten free?
Nah. I don’t keep any lizard people anymore. I released them back to the WEF/IMF zoo.
I’ve got some people I’m tempted to send them to.
👀
All this about the world leaders being lizards is all starting to make sense
Expanding on the carnivore diet 🐞🐛🪲🪳
protein
lol wtf
This would make such a good prank
Ew
Jack, are you still on the Bluesky board? Why did you delete your account?
I’d rather eat crickets 😂
Why are you looking for small live crickets? The raw meat isn’t extreme enough? 😂
totally 😅
I had a gecko and used to order these. Filthy creatures. Remarkably like our “masters” in their willingness to eat their own.
Les crickets sint Excellents grillés ou séchés ou frits d'ailleurs il y a une ville en Thaïlande si c'est pas sukhotai où c'est la spécialité, c'est nutritif en plus... Dans les pays où les gens peinent à se nourrir ils devraient en utiliser. Ca a le goût des crevettes séchées. Bon appétit si vous en avez au menu de votre dîner de ce soir Jack.. Ça vous changera de vos pizzas ou de la viande que vous évoquez souvent dans notes. Sachez qu'egalement pour ceux qui n'ont pas de quoi s'acheter de la viande les cornilles ou haricots sont pareils sur le plan nutritif que le boeuf de plus moins onéreux .. Des petits trucs qu'on m'a appris tout jeune pour ne pas vendre mon âme au diable. Face à nos inégalités d'ordre social et cette vie pleine d'incertitudes afin de ne pas vendre notre âme au diable en cas de disette tout parent se devrait de faire tester différents types de mets au moins. Dans mon système d'éducation c'était pour m'apprendre à survivre sans voler mendier ou faire des dettes.. Bonne soirée à vous tous je retourne à mon retrait en toute quiétude en attente de mon cher cœur arlequien 😂🙏💜
No. Thanks for asking.
Do they door dash?
No sir, though definitely curious as to what they’re helpful for
Ask Klaus Schwab
9 crickets? 😅 
Even in Mexico loves them to eat but since that agenda I don't think anymore lol
buying all the crickets and freeing them.
#cricketstr
Send them to Klaus Schwab
My kids did ask for a pet for Christmas🤔
Only small? I’m interested in some medium ones 🦗
… crickets
would love some *tumbleweed* with that
These are bought and shipped way more than people realize
This is just bait for lizard people.
Had no idea
You will eat zee bugzz and be happy.
I didn’t either till I became a mailman. Deliver a lot of roaches as well, specifically from this site. 
My ex-gf used to buy them to feed her lizards and iguanas. Fucking annoying when they escape from the lizard tank and frighten the life out of you as they find their way into your bed jump on you.
Yes, so we can feed em to the lizard people.
Ha
Boys are weird
So have you never eat something like that in Mexico?
haven’t you trolled enough this weekend with your death post, jack⁉️ yeah, we’re all gonna die and time is running out!
…and now live crickets⁉️ you give us bugs for christmas?! how about a simple billion-sats-zap for christmas instead, jack⁉️ 🙄
I hope they also deliver a conscience with each one.
Christmas 🎄 present 🎁! 😄
Send them to Elon
Your message is resonating with a lot of people.
Added to the https://nostraco.in/hot feed
Do they come glazed ?
Silly wabbit; he prefers eels!
Nah, I’m good, thanks for asking though
Great for keeping your lizardsec fed
Awesome for awkward silences
Send them to normies
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Lol! Honestly it would freak me out everytime it happened, it's totally unexpected. Feeding lizards & iguanas crickets & baby mice is horrible, I much prefer having dogs and cats though I'll have to say having a lizard crawl over you & fall sleep on your chest is super cool.
in all seriousness…
in classic jack fashion, his post of the gravestones was oh so touching and thought provoking, and i very much appreciate it.
Nope, I’m good… no up coming fishing trips
I've actually ordered some in the past to entertain my pets (cats) during winter, keeping them in the acquarium is relatively simple but requires active daily maintenance for them to live a full cycle and reproduce. Also, depending on a place where you order, most of them come with some (genetic?) paralysis virus which makes it somewhat difficult to make them reproduce as most of the population dies off after reaching adulthood. Or maybe it's just not for me but I generally would not recommend that as resources on how to deal with that are relatively sparse at the time it seems. It's weird that they have been approved for being added to food in the EU though ( 
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PubAffairs Bruxelles
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Active and Covert Infections of Cricket Iridovirus and Acheta domesticus Densovirus in Reared Gryllodes sigillatus Crickets - PMC
Interest in developing food, feed, and other useful products from farmed insects has gained remarkable momentum in the past decade. Crickets are an...
Beat inflation this Christmas by eating 3lbs of crickets for $25. Forget the $100 ribeye roast.
great xmas present!
dunno tho what the live mailing of crickets is all about.
for the holidays⁉️
wtf, i duuno.
must be some sort of barefoot junglemen tradition.
Crickets? I can find them everywhere in my banana tree. But then it's chicken food that I raise free range. 🧡
Feeding pet lizards & iguanas.
Cool, cool 🕊️
If my chameleon would be still alive, he'd be very happy about this gift
Yes plz
I could use some for all the reptiles hanging around my house
Thats a good deal....lol 👍 😁 haha
There are a lot of them in Nevada
At Reptile convention....lovely pets. One attendee had python wearing hat and he was very sociable thing enjoying attention
What i”z” this?! Another strange thing ended up on the feed?! Noisy, aren’t they?!
I bought live fish by post.
Lmfao
No, thank you, Jack!
Proof Jack eats raw meat?
I eat my crickets with some fava beans and a nice chianti
No
Yeah Jack, but to central Europe 😖
Guess thats not possible.
Crickets in our petshops are pool quality 😕
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
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Yes actually. Cricket delivery would be ideal for my beardie Sir Pickles and I. Thanks.
Freeze dried crickets are easier (& quieter 🤣). Plus you don’t have to witness death. I get them by the jar at Petsmart for Lizards.
yes plz
I want 🐐🐐🐐
there was one in my van recently
I raised a box-load of crickets a while back to see if it was apocalyps- friendly food. Their little chirruping was strangely calming to me. I never tried to eat them. They gradually all escaped.
I was advised by a biologist that wrote the book on it, cockroach farming is far easier to manage and it is basically the same thing nutritionally.but not to me.
The fact is cockroaches don''t have pretty singing voices