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Thats an episode of “today on nostr”
that I skipped telling my wife. This is way too complicated 🤣🤣🤣
🎯
We're so ready 🫂
🤣🤣🤣
Ready for anything 🤣🤣🫂
Minibits allows you to take something which is already very complicated -- Lightning -- and add an extra layer so if becomes Very Fucking Complicated. Also it seems to add about 3 seconds of latency. Otherwise thumbs up.
Thank you friend
I like how we add layer after layer, increasing complexity, reducing trustlessness, recreating a riskier, less user friendly hillbilly cypherpleb version of the legacy financial system which you can effectively only use to buy merch and zap notes and all just to stick it to the current system which means: TOTALLY WORTH IT!
YES 🤣🤣🤣
😅😅
No way normies are going to use this. Too complicated 😂
The cashu PWA is neat though 😂
I’m curious how this will play out. Ngl I’d have to throw up a little if we’d see „bitcoin banks“ or some shit like that.
On the other side, normies use PayPal. Can’t get any worse than that. So maybe chaumian ecash will be a thing.
Fuck well probably have a bazillion ways of interacting with Bitcoin of which 90% ill despise. 🤣
🤣. My Coinos got compromised and only way to move my sats was to mint a token and sneak them out. Hacker was a noob.
Cashu.me is nice. Just started playing with it today when I needed to redeem those cashu tokens I made in Zeus
Microstrategy Bitcoin bank is gross 🤣🤣
Very curious about what will happen as well
@Noshole you jerk, were you recording my Corny Chat conversation again?
„It’s not a bitcoin bank. It’s a mimetic treasure trove of pure energy in cyberspace a thousand times more valuable than real estate on mars because ice cubes tend to melt yadda yadda…“
He’s gonna charge 3% on that mars real estate 🤣🤣🤣
Slightly below 3% because there is water on mars which means no melting ice cubes absolut fair. All your Tesla models will be broken 😂
Not the Teslas 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry. No Teslas. No Lambos. Maybe Hondas. Maybe.
They’ll take away the Honda when we can’t repay the loan 🤣
Wait I thought there was „the yield“
Our Hondas are the yield 🤣
She's a lucky woman...
Yes she is
Wow! You were faster than your hacker
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Seems like minting a token is the solution to all our lightning problems 😂