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Howβs the water taste? Iβm asking for @YODL
Bidet maxxing!
They had me at the per-user settings π₯° #UI
A incredulidade dos americanos reflete a perda de controle sobre suas prΓ³prias vidas. Lembre-se, como disse Epiteto, o que importa Γ© o que estΓ‘ sob nosso poder.
Poopy bum
π important question. There should ideally be a fresh taste, with only a slight tangy finish. Too tangy, and you know it's a 3rd or 4th hand system, and no good for drinking
Just got done using mine, signed an American πΊπΈ.
Just searched and found the original video.
Lol 21:39
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You're unzappable btw. Not that you deserve one
I was gonna say. He will only want a taste after you use it π
What? I think thatβs on you
No maybe itβs me or Coinos
Nah, coinos currently down confirmed
Ooo oh well π€·ββοΈ
i have two of these in my house πΊπΈ
Coinos is very unstable and custodial. I suggest you migrate to @Blitz Wallet .
sticker legend looks misaligned. think your about to dry and instead π¦
No
Everyone should have a machine clean their bum.
I need my toilet replaced upstairs and i hear people raving about it but i would very much like to experience first seeing as it is quite the investment.
Preferably i would like the whole family to use it at least once so i know it will not splash all over the floor when my youngest uses it.
The main problem is that i know nobody who owns one and i dunno if there are stores that let me try it and then let's not even get started about how the fuck i'm gonna time that correctly.
You have kids right? Does it make a mess when they use it?
Yup
it has a sensor that only engages water when the seat has weight so not really
they do fuck around with it often and change settings etc
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You can get a bidet on Amazon for like thirty dollars.
Do u have one tho
That weird moment you are shit posting while shitting on the shitter being shit posted π€―
Recursive loop trap!
bidet nationalism
Yes. Since 2019
If real capitalism we allowed.
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Baller :wisp_salute:
I have one and I dread shitting without it
I bought it on Amazon several years ago. Best purchase ever.
Your wife is going to get mad when she finds out you didnβt buy the model with the FRONT/WIDE feature π Does the seat automatically closes? If not, itβs already time to upgrade.
Rear soft. Is this a European pounding machine ?
Naw. A rich friend hand one of those installed and I more or less learned its functions. Beats a hose a a towel which i have seen in some countries.