I will not date a woman unless she: * Weighs exactly 121.3lbs * Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know? * Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE * Is an ideal mother. Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance * Has a tight vagina * Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians. * Has no male friends * Has never had a conversation with another male * Is willing to fuck me on the first date * Only reads the Bible and Anime * Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying I am now taking applications.

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+Ragamuffin! 7 months ago
You need to get your mans. One of the loons got a shrimp stuck in his crop
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35hara 7 months ago
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚
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Trishy 7 months ago
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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nobody 7 months ago
Laser haters amuse me. Heโ€™s retired on successful startup exit plus 2018 bitcoin average entry point. And probably 180IQ+ . Now he is chillin focusing on health freedom tech and shitposting while you go to your wage cuck cube hating your life. Seethe faggots.
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nobody 7 months ago
Ok retard nice try trying to hide your hate Youโ€™re making it out like heโ€™s a loser when the reality is youd trade places with him in an instant as you shuffle off to your wage cuck job
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nobody 7 months ago
If youโ€™re in the know itโ€™s obvious laser has been retired for half a decade Whatโ€™s the name of your company ? How much revenue does it do? Are you retired? Are you 180IQ? No? Didnโ€™t think so. Cope faggot.
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nobody 7 months ago
You have a gay crush on him thatโ€™s why you check in on someone you supposedly muted Respect where itโ€™s due. Something a faggot like you canโ€™t understand
I haven't seen anything laser's posted in weeks, it's just been based off what I used to see from his notes before I muted him, plus secondhand details from others. I know exactly who and what he is. He unmuted me to dig this post up 6 days after I posted it and comment on it though... I guess to prove how little he cares? He also shoves stuff up his butt. And you, sir, are his #1 Simp. Congratulations.
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nobody 7 months ago
I love that your commitment to globohomo is so deep you make up gay fantasies about your crush Laser
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nobody 7 months ago
I think it was the moment that you cried about him being an โ€œignorant assholeโ€ for having the audacity to question feminist globohomo race communism But immediately run to โ€œhe must be gay!โ€ For healthmaxxing
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nobody 7 months ago
Why do you whine a communicate like a fag/woman? Explain what you meant by โ€œhe is an ignorant assholeโ€
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nobody 7 months ago
For me itโ€™s about watching fags cope seethe and twist them into knots not so much laser
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