Fuck this dystopian shit. 
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"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"...fast forward..."you should skip breakfast to save money". Proof that they really do hate you...
Also, maybe don’t subscribe to bullshit journalism.
I'm always impressed when I think it must be a joke, but no, it's real 🤣
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/cpi-report-today-january-2023-inflation/card/to-save-money-maybe-you-should-skip-breakfast-fSd6mz0miaAPhUFb2jgy
In my country we are becoming vegetarian because meat is getting more expensive every day 😢
I don’t, don’t worry.
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I DONT EAT BREAKFAST THAT OFTEN, BUT NOW I WILL
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FR FR AND I MEAN THEY ARE NOT COMPLETELY WRONG, BUT NOT GON SAVE MONEY ON FOOD
I skip breakfast because its not necessary for anyone to eat first thing in the morning. Just another marketing scam people still believe in.
How does it not save money? If I add one more meal to my day, that implies more food. More food more money.
Looks like I'm going to have to start eating breakfast again 🤷♂️
IT DOES SAVE MONEY, WHAT I AM SAYING IS I AM NOT GON SAVE MONEY ON BREAKFAST
To lose weight, maybe you should skip breakfast.
There is a simple solution
Meaning you already skip it? Or what am I missing?
Leaning into second breakfast now 
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I just started a thing where I don't eat before noon. That would make lunch the meal that breaks my fast.
What they're really saying then is to stop eating and never eat break-fast.
YEAH SOMETIMES
Literally, you don't skip breakfast...you just eat it later 😉
Maybe eat your children instead. Maybe save up all your poops for a big poop. Maybe start a fight club to stay warm.
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To save money, maybe you should skip fiat.
I skip breakfast but not to save money 🐀💨
And “journalists” wonder why they are getting laid off in record numbers.
Touche
Intermittent Fasters are like, “What’s wrong with this headline?” 😂
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The 2024 version of let them eat cake
Right? I skip breakfast most mornings.
Yeah get your own chickens! I’ll eat breakfast 3 times a day! 😂
It can be hard to eat with a mask on 😉
If you're sitting down at a restaurant to eat, you can't get sick.
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What about food poisoning???
Ugh. Do not joke about this. Being afraid to fart is the worst.
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crazy. Argentina beef iss the bomb.
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FED fixing the overweight pandemic.
I'd allow it if they said "To stack more sats, skip breakfast".
In any other scenario, eat breakfast and be happy.
How about: Skip the Dorritos and Soda ?
A dozen eggs should be cheaper than a bag of Chips ...
And on that note, chick season is coming soon. The first chick delivery arrives at my local Tractor Supply this Friday. Become ungovernable. And you can start by growing your own food.
#grownostr
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Até já estou imaginado a Fôia fazendo matérias similares:
"Pular o café da manhã pode ser bom pra economia, entenda..."
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They want you starved to death
Dont save in the hardest money in existence, no no no , just put up with less.
Scientific fact .
Long live long fasts 😑
Yesterday, the deli where I occasionally buy a sandwich from, halved the sandwich size by 50% but kept the same inflated price.
Will we see more of this coming? Is hyperinflation already here??
Aside from making this about inflation
Skipping breakfast altogether is usually good idea and spending more on healthiest purest forms of food for lunch/early dinner is great
Kike media at it again.
"Inflation is your fault!"
You can get your antisemitic bullshit the fuck out of my replies.
To save even more, don't subscribe to The Wall Street Journal!
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we are not ready for what is coming
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People still pay for this crap subscription?
Presumably, yes. Not me.
horribly stupid.
why is this zombie wearing a dog muzzler?
They look older. Possibly they have an autoimmune disease or other illness that makes them they feel they need added protection.
I take it your doctorate isn’t medical?
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