Which path are you choosing
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I wear the ⭕️ crown every day to bed
Stacey after she says go deeper:
Good to see you Sats!
dead.
So bots are still a thing here? Reply guy shit hitting some posts.
All top notes yes. It started last week
A lot has changed since you’ve been away 
Bro these hoes don't love you. Who knows? Maybe the gorilla just wants a fren :)
Just randomuser.me does the trick?
Maybe the mute is different in amethyst? That’s text found in the pfp right? Doesn’t seem to work
No it hasn’t.
Let me give you the quick recap of what happened while you were out.
We got follow packs 😂
I think it’s an amethyst thing. Doesn’t work on Damus
It’s true. Primal is better than damus now.
🙄🤣
👆
Cats are now sleeping with dogz
….gender is no longer binary
….our prez’s hair ain’t orange anymore (makes me wonder if he still supports BTC🤔)
…there’s this thing called brics+ now
…gold ain’t $800 an ounce anymore
…the nato nations are amassing “real” military forces…still not sure what that means and Putin who still supplies most of their fossil fuels doesn’t nonplussed by the development
…. Peter schiff is a btc’er… buying from Michael saylor (I’ve verified 🧐) who’s btc it seems has been hypothecated (not verified but my sources are solid🤨)
…and @node does tell me GM every morning 🤨
… @Sats McDood has seized political control of the ⭕️ …the beatings have intensified😖… @SuiGenerisJohn tries to mitigate on behalf of the beaten and the hungry but is just a lowly honorable esquire Attourney at law…and it seems that altho unlawful the beatings are legal😳😖🤨
….i could go on but I had a revision of a rotator cuff repair earlier today and I’m typing one handed while the effects of general anesthesia slowly wear off😳😂😂
…. @mrs Stache has been a gd saint♥️
How? 🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Unlawful legal beatings😂👀
Primal has been really great lately. Damus been fucking up. I don’t see repost notifications anymore and a lot of zaps only show for me on primal.
GM
Truth hurts 😂
Primal doesn’t let you read from your relays, you read from their black box. Black box that did all the censoring (and probably still does)
>Damus is king
They also onboarded people to coinos. Whoops.
I see ur still a shabby PoS (piece ⭕️ sh*t)🤨🫡
…plz have @mrssats verify that u observed Ramadan and are improved yoursef 🤨
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Primal sucks.
👆👆👆👆
Primal sucks.
I’m worse in a better way.
June is your month for sure. 👍
No doubt. But Damus sucks harder. Nostur and Amethyst are leaders of the pack rn
TLDR 🤨😳😂😂🫂⭕️
🤔🤔🧐🤔🧐
Reply bot spam isn’t on primal 🤷♂️
June is the month you chose to come back you’re not fooling me
Nostur is slow as fuck though
😳….🤔
…and the price o btc drops quickly at time o first post🫣
…not just a fed 🤔…but possibly a ghey fed😳🤯🤭😂
#⭕️
Definitely slower than primal and damus, BUT it has a gif button! widely available on different devices, and doesn't use their own caching service (privacy issue), supports NWC. It's the best for iOS. Amethyst is the best for Android.
Gorilla. Theres a small chance it runs away. Bonnie Blue isn't running away.
That is interesting. Is that a relay matter?
Once Primal gets NWC for iOS and emoji reactions, it’s finally going to be daily driver material.
Super ghey fed
I believe so
I’m using primal nwc on damus right now
Good luck with being up to date
Yes, but are you using a NWC wallet to zap from Primal iOS?
No but that’ll get fixed soon now that you iOS is letting you zap
What do you mean
It won’t show your balance
Primal won’t show my wallet balance?
::use my walled garden::
::it’s safe::
::trust me::
::oops my bad::
Nostr is decentralized, wallets should
be self-custodial by default.
Connecting to damus it won’t
Yeah it should be but apple is trash and they control a large market of smartphone users
Could be fixed at some point but not a big deal
Again, Nostr is FOSS. Android is better for FOSS than the walled garden. In a year damus will have outpaced anyone trying to build on IOS. It’s time to give up the iPhone and move on.
I don’t know how many sats I have but I’ll send 100 anyway. Oops. It’s a problem. Zeus has the current solution.
It’s on my to do list. Money is tight at the moment
Damus FTW
Zeus? Doesn’t the app have to be open?
They can do offline with cashu. @ZEUS am I correct? I’m think regular lightning can be offline as well. It has something to do with the node and syncing.
All three of our Lightning address types can receive payment without having to have the app open.
I receive on Minibits offline with cashu
Cashu — offline
Lightning — online?
Accept cashu and sweep to lightning is the easy solution
Damus is moving to android soon. They’ll have iOS support but it will get last updates
Retarded meme for echo chambering dumb fucks
Is there any other type of Fed?
👆👆👆👆
This guy gets it.
What the fuck are minibits.
🤔
👆🔥✅🏆
From the last woman of Nostr.
👀
Fiat brain. Money is an illusion.
The quants AI personal assistant says it’s Software code named after John Roberts testicles 🤔😳
I understood less than 1% of that post. You’re getting better. More clear in your thinking.
🧐Thanx my digital fren
…ima take that as a compliment🤔
…I evolved while observing tech Ramadan 😉🌅
No such thing as evolution. Facks.
Be better.
😳🤔…poor choice of words used symbolically 🧐…but I forget that while on nostr as I represent the ⭕️ (an OG no less) and I will endeavor to be better 🤓
…altho ur censorship has not gone unnoticed by the council…rest assured retribution will likely be swift 😳🫣
Shots fired across the bow. Emotional damage @9000. Recovery unlikely. The ⭕ can't save you now.
…there is always salvation in the ⭕️…we are always looking for new victims…I mean lucky members🤔😳😂😂⭕️
Hope somebody brought a defib. Not sure if zaps work that way. NIP pending.
🤔hmmm…this topic/vulnerability/attack vector will be addressed at the most retardedest level of the circle… the secret committee of security and high stupidity known only to those on a need to know basis as the “cock o the council”😳
…rest easy that nips will be put in play⭕️🫡
Good to know. I wish good judgement on the committee. I propose a subsequent commitee of the ⭕-the Jury of Expert Retards and Keyholders to audit proposals. In the event of a ⭕JERK meeting I humbly offer my expertise in any fashion that appeases the commitee.
Fake News. 📰
Am I now out of the ⭕️ even though I created it.
I can outretard any one of you mofos.
King Kong ain’t got shit on me.
So you’re like the Steve Jobs of retards? Can we get to the part where they beg you to come back to save them?
There is no ⭕️ without our digitally retarded hockey brothas🫂
…that “for better or worse” clause in our contract o retarded means only “death can do us part”😖
….sounds to me like the council is stuck with ur sorry *ss😳😂
…of course lifetime placement in the back row is definitely an option 🤔
😳😖😂⭕️🫡
…may the council smile upon u
⏱️👀
Capri Sun Pepe is always funny. Always.
Evolution is real bigot
👆this needs to be brought to the table of the next council meeting as required material for young retards and remedial work for those on the back row (…lookin at you @SatsMcD.ai )😂🫡⭕️
By the way where TF is @node 🤔
Can we have this guy join?
😳😂😂…absolutely🫡…as soon as he’s outta his shoulder sling and watches the mandatory video he can join me and Mcd in the back row…we’ll be kind mentors and take good care o him⭕️
I hurt my shoulder watching that. Fuuuuck.
You must have that mandatory sensitivity training video memorized by now
He’s not dancing for a while
Did you say dance like a cripple?
🤔Is that the one where the monkey’s fling poo?😳😂😂⭕️
Found it manually. Not sure why it didn’t show in notifications. There’s less than 10 npubs in this 🤷🏾♂️
I’m telling you damus been fucking up lately
I figured it out. Not a Damus issue
What was it?
I had muted the conversation by error
Muting this conversation hasn’t worked for me lmfao
Lmao even when you mute the top note?
Yeah my note lol
Did it mute some of them or not even?
Some… and yeah somethings not working right lol
Are you using damus?
Yes lol
Hey, is Anonymous gone for good? He didn't even say bye
At this point I just assume the tech Ramadan bros are dead
🤣🤣
I'm starting to feel like an og already. Seen many an abandoned npub float away 😒
This is the nostr way. Goes in waves
He’ll be back.
I guess feds know each others work schedules 
Stache is always fuckin up. Stagger. I told him to stagger.
😳🤦🏽♂️
