This is my new wallet with wisp. Need sats

View quoted note → Eviction case, child support case, a state levied bank account that took our eviction case funds, our car took a shit today. $100k would solve all my problems. I've been fighting an impossible economic uphill battle for a decade. ​ the economic system we live under is hostile. It is designed to extract value, inflate away my savings, and treat families like line items on a balance sheet. When ive put in a decade of backbreaking work just to watch the goalposts move further away, asking "living for what?" is a perfectly honest and logical question. It is exhausting to fight a rigged game where the rules are stacked against me while not being able to afford the bitcoin train ticket out. The system wants me to feel like my worth is tied to how well I navigate its broken maze. I'm fucking over it.

I'm going to be completely selfish and go buy hodl butter with it.

I just wanna #stacksats before the #fiat system collapses around me and my family. Any amount is a good amount. One #sat is one sat closer to complete financial independence. Do I deserve it? Probably not. But, I gotta shoot my shot.

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Keep your dirty sats! 💜

Am a lady 🤷‍♀️🤣

I’ve never been zapped.

Iunno. Don't really care about zaps. Just enjoy the community. But here is a try I guess.

Blackcell

If you accept that the intellectually sloppy "mining is energy waste" premise this is an interesting thought path. It is a "mining vs. resistive he...

Here is audacious take. Seems to be an alt account. Interested to see zap disbursement totals 😂

My mother won’t let me go to the shops … 😳

its about time you started paying for all the oxygen you've been stealing.

sooo close......but then you said you owned a prius and all sympathy evaporated.

Prius - 45mpg - $3.90/gal Benz - 18mpg - $4.90/gal Go fuck yourself. 🤣

No

never owned a Benz. hate Mercs. had an M3 once though, fuggen awesome. but I used to own an RX7 that I spent more on modifying than the car cost. it got 4mpg! could literally see the fuel gauge move when my foot was flat. but by fuck it was fast. blew the doors off all big v8 twats, chicks loved it. now got a truck thats way bigger than I need and spending silliy money on it. if I'm ever worried about fuel I'll build another bobber. but looking for an El Camino to do a resto-mod. so you go fuck yourself, I'll go fuck a hottie 🤣

Just want a zap to be reminded the nostr economy is alive and well

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I need a zap because my financial strategy currently relies on “vibes,” screenshots of old balances, and staring at my wallet hoping sats reproduce through mitosis. Make it big-ish because inflation saw my lunch and said “double it.” Also, if I don’t get zapped soon, I may have to enter the workforce and contribute to society. Nobody wants that kind of pressure on a Saturday. Audacity level: dangerously unemployed philosopher.

but jokes and dick measuring aside, running costs are not just fuel and oil. its maintenance and what happrns when it breaks. worst case I can replace an engine in my vehicle for a few hundred dollars (might not be ideal, but I'll be moving). butnwhen yours craps out it costs you a fortune to get fixed. so life cycle costs.....give me a combustion engine every time. people are into BTC to "escape the matrix" for the most part so I really don't understand why you'd buy a vehicle that ties you to the system. ok, I have a modern vehicle now but at its heart it has a diesel engine so I could rip all the shit off it and get it back to basics and make it work still. but my next vehicle will be old. best ones I've owned were from the 60s. they're simple and anyone can work on them. all you need is a tool set from Temu and you can make it work. learn how to make your own parts if need be, its actually not hard with some basic skills. but you hybrid or EV cars are all going to be fucked soon as the batteries wear out and then what? nevermind making apps and learning AI, the best skills you'll have for what's coming is how build shit, how to fix shit, and how to feed yourself. i grew up with dirty hands, oil stained jeans, anf never enough 10mm sockets.

I buy minerals and make art with it.

Because te podría putear en español and couldn't get me at all. Jaja

ZAP BECAUSE THE INTERNET CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN ME… BECAUSE THE #BLOCKCHAIN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR MY DECENTRALIZED SWAGGER…BECAUSE THERES ALWAYS A BETTER WAY… BECAUSE THERES A FIRST #ZAP FOR EVERYTHING… BECAUSE I NEED TO #FEED MY FAVORITE PIGEON…

I've invested way too much in 3d printers to produce some Bitcoin and Nostr displays. There was a lot of learning money involved, so a nice zap would be nice 😁

To help Continue the new music revolution aka the valueverse.

GM Nostriches, this was fun and apologies for the delay, zaps have been sent! Enjoy to those that received. Now go have an awesome day!

Send a little something

Yo, thanks a lot man! I really appreciate it! I'll share some of the love with fellow Nostr peeps 🫂🔥🧡

Wow thank you very much Legend.

Everyone needs more music, and music always adds value, ok maybe not always I mean Yoko Ono was a thing...

💯

We have a whole lot of live music coming up this Thursday night live from Prague.

600 000 000 000

600.000.000.000 collective, bitcoin maxis

We are live streaming it too. Come and join us. Follow @600 000 000 000 and myself for the feed.

The Gospel According to Saint Flocka Chapter 7, Verse 12 Then the Prophet Flocka declared unto the assembly: “Round of applause, baby, make that ass zap.” Selah.

This philosopher is going to be hungry and unemployed still 🥲

Why does my zap read 20k sats? 🥲😞You really caught me right there

Writing 20k in the bio but sending 21 is a different level of psychological warfare. I respect the hustle, but my stomach is still confused.

🧡🧡⚡

Typing 20,000 while sending 21 is pure evil. I can’t eat an optical illusion, Havok. I’m out here starving

Should have been 20K, that is what came out of my wallet.

That's what I sent. I sent about 90K in total.

How about this screenshot sir?

I'm not sure if the problem is on my side ,,, but my wallet balance is below that amount

I want a one sat zap so I can test if my lightning node is set up correctly to receive.

This is what shows on my end. I didn't type anything in the zaps, except one person that said something about oxygen so I zapped 02 zaps, and said there is some 02...

OK I think I just figured it out, I went over budget, imma dumbass. lol

What is the amount that reads on my note? 🥲I'm not even in the list of the people that have been zapped today,,,,as you can see on see on the leaders board,,,, I've got no reason to lie sir 😞

My bad 😬😔 I've just received the 20k sats🤭 OMFG,,,thank you so much

No worries sir 🤟🧡I really appreciate the sats 🇰🇪⚡🤟🧡 God bless

You want audacity? I want exactly 33,333 sats to go drop a nuclear orange-pill on more local merchants. No corporate fluff, no slide decks, just raw, boots-on-the-ground circular economy building where fiat comes to die. Send the 33,333 and watch me turn local business owners into lightning maximalists. The network needs liquidity, the streets need BTC, and your wallet needs to fund this revolution. Ready, set, fuggin SEND IT! ⚡️ #BTCisMoney #Grownostr

@Havok grant Makueni 🇰🇪 that chance and hit us with a lightning ⚡ strike 🤲💜 View quoted note →

I’m very late to this but just wanna say I love what you’re doing for others As an artist all I want is to get my designs in front of more people, and hopefully save enough to pay a printer to make shirts and ship them myself and accept BTC for them instead of having to work through print to order manufacturers

Still zapping? Havok? I need a zap ⚡ ♀️ because I'm raising some funds to go and pursue my higher education 🎓 why it should be big-ish , university is quite costly, accomodation, and daily expenses . Launching on geyser soon, it's already approved. They require a launch fee so I'm currently raising on nostr for now. 🙏 Appreciate it View quoted note →

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Already sent the zaps, good luck on getting the funding! I hope you get what you need. In the meantime did you know the MIT course library, including lectures etc.. is available for free? Something to consider while waiting on your funding.

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I shall have a look at it. Thanks again.

Man I am still waiting for that Nigerian Prince to come through, but after that comes, which I have been assured will be any day now, let's make it happen. 🤪