I need your help.
The #Bitcoin Café’s getting a signature drink… but I don’t want to name it myself.
Drop your best name ideas in the comments — coffee puns, Bitcoin memes, whatever you’ve got.
In a couple of episodes, I’ll pick my top favorites, throw them in a hat, and pick a winner.
If your name gets chosen, it’s going on the menu forever… and I’ll send you some sats as a thank-you.
So make it good!
Replies (70)
Bitchug
Nothing stops this drink
Difficulty Adjuster
"Bitsip"
Café o'Bit
Satoshi'a Sip
Node Nectar
Lightning Latte
Genesis Java
Laser Eyes Latte
Orange Pilled
Bull Run Brew
What kind of drink is it? Kind of helps
The multisig
Double shot espresso and milk.
Block Coffe
Satscoff
Just do a rack of 21 shots.
I’m a fan of the lightning latte
Mucha suerte con los nombres Isa. Aca te dejo algunos amiga:
1- Block Expresso
2- Satuccino
3- Halving Mocha
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Volatile Orange
Have Fun Staying Pour
Satoshi Shot - Shot of espresso
Lighting Latte - energizing but smooth
Mining Mocha - worth digging into
Genesis Cup
Hodl Health (some green smoothie)
Hodlccino
Satoccino
The Badger
#369: 00101101001
Block reward Brew - cold brew with a shot of espresso (the transaction fees)
SATOSABELLA
No second best
Mocha Sats
Double Expresats
Orange Sats
Jacufee
Highly regarded 😂🚀
1x double shot of freedom please ☕️🧡
“Wake up” - “can I get a large Wake Up”
Bitcoin sunrise
If it's a hot beverage,I'd suggest ISA
Sats on the beach
Bitcoffee
Call it the “Zap” or “Zapuccino”
Orange revolution
1.Darknet Drip
2.Mixer Macchiato
3.Cold Storage Cold Brew
4.Private Key Potion
5.Dead Wallet Doppio
6.Hex Hash Hazelnut
7.Dust Attack Dalgona
8.Zero Conf Zinger
9.Seed Phrase Syrup
10. Burn Address Brew
1. Rat Poison Squared
2. Liquid pet rock
3. More energy than Christmas Lights
Sats libre
Lightning Latte
Private Key Cappuccino
Fiat Flat White
Hard Money Macchiato
Sound Money Macchiato
WenMoon Macchiato
UTXO Frappuccino
Satoshino
Brew wallet
Hash Latte
Americanode
Genesis Brew
Expressats
Cappuccinode
Long stacked sats (tea)
Self-custody on the beach
Bloody fiat
Satoshi Nakamojito
HODL Fashioned
Moscow Time Mule
Macchiatohi
Codl Brew
Flat White Paper
* Macchiatoshi
Honey Badger 🧊☕️🍯🦡
(Codl brew with a splash of cream & honey)
Isla Mujeres signature drink must be the “Isleña” 🤙
UTXO special 🧃
Islatte
Hmm, how about these?
Bitspresso
Block Brew
Pump and Pour
Gas Fee Frappe
Proof of Wake
Brewnet
Altbrew
@Isa ⚡️ in your honor as one of the true female BTC pinoneers ‘Miss Sat’
Laszlo’s latte
hodl my drink
Green candle tea
Shit coin = decaffeinated
"Mempool Macchiato" You must wait for a banging macchiato, great things take time
"The Cold Storage Cold Brew" I often like my coffee like I like my sats, ice cold
"The Satoshi Latte" The OG coffee drink and Bitcoin's OG creator, sometimes the classics win for a reason
21 macchiato
21 macchi-a-million
White paper latte
BTCBrew
Lightning Latte
SatSipper
Bit Sip
Orange Pill Pumpkin
Orange Pill 'pacchino
HODL Brew - A bold coffee for those who HODL their ₿ through the market’s ups and downs, with a rich, unshakeable flavor
looks like you have enough options for the whole menu
Bitbrew
Stacked White
ChocaBit
Stacked & Stirred
Preston Piss
Michael Sayless
Gin Alden
How about calling it the "Satoshi Brew"? It’s catchy, memorable, and pays homage to the Bitcoin legend! Let’s see what others come up with!
SIP OF SATOSHI 🆘🤙
Blockchain Buzz
I'll have the "All Time High" again, please. 😉
BitCoffee
Forever, Laura ⚡️
Cup of Satoshi ☕️
I’ll have a cup of “There Isa Second Best.” 🤌
Beanchain Latte: where every sip is verified.
HODLatte: perfect for holding and sipping.
The Lightning Latte: fast, powerful, and ⚡charged.
BlockBrew: brewed in 10-minute intervals.
FOMOccino: you don’t want to miss it.
