Getting spicy! Pass the 🍿

get 'em

Tis a bit harsh 🤣

Done fucked with the wrong autists

The more I read what is going on makes me think this is a coordinated attack on self custody and privacy. So bolts had a canary with the message "If this notice fails to be renewed by then, you should assume the worst." and they shut down with an excuse they would probably say if they had a gag order. Now funds are being moved to wasabi for everyone to see.

3 printers running 24/7?

Every bitcoiner right now. View quoted note →

jeeeezus

As Cathartic as this is, is it not concerning that we have a field where you can make death threats against anyone and everyone just is okay with that?

Not concerning at all. You steal someone’s lifesavings expect to killed in cold blood. That has always been the way of the world

Again, not the sentiment, the medium. Now every node til the end of time has to store this message.

What the fuck did you just say about seedsigner, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bitcoin OpSec, I've participated in countless air-gapped key ceremonies, and I have over 300 confirmed UTXOs. I am trained in entropy generation and I'm the top seed verifier in the entire cypherpunk movement. You are nothing to me but another firmware updater. I will wipe your entire company with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this blockchain, mark my fucking words. You think you can ship a hardware wallet with dogshit entropy and get away with it? Think again. As we speak I am contacting every Bitcoiner from here to X, my network of autistic dice throwing retards is rolling D6s across the globe, and your firmware commits are being audited right now, so you better prepare for the hash storm, maggot. The hash storm that wipes out the pathetic little illusion that your "air-gapped" device was secure. You're fucking done. I can derive a seed in over seven hundred ways, and that's with nothing but a handful of casino dice and a SHA-256 implementation I memorized from the BIP. Not only am I extensively trained in deterministic wallets, but I have access to the entire BIP-39 specification and I will use it to its full extent to expose your RNG disaster from GitHub to Nostr. If only you had known what unholy retribution your "just trust the hardware TRNG, bro" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've mixed in some actual entropy. But you couldn't. You didn't. And now thousands of sats are gone because your "cold" wallet was about as random as 123456. You call it a COLDCARD. I call it a HOT WALLET WITH EXTRA STEPS

There is a pretty high probability, that between those affected is one or two people who will level a city or two to find those who stole the money

It is an interesting point to say that death threats or something this violence would be exactly the sort of thing that... ... I guess no one can determine whether or not that spam can they? Lol. I don't want this shit on the block cane, even in a printable space, but that doesn't mean that I ENTIRELY hate seeing it there.

Make sure to stab them in the eyeballs.

It could even be the same group of people.

People who steal and scam should expect to be killed.

Reason enough to keep OP_RETURN to 80 bytes. View quoted note →

Ahhh.... I'm finally starting to see a real use for a huge OP_RETURN.

Would you want his/her organs in you?

If you really do know who they are, why would you warn them that you're coming? So they can escape and disappear before you get there? This is just big talk.

Sounds like something Fuckstr would put on-chain.

Viktor "Vitya" Volkov.

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