Use monero, shill your memes for it, lmk how well you can convert it to its supposed exchange rate immediately, to buy some bubblegum icecream.. ๐ช cause we all know that's what you spend zaps on.
When you open nostr and corndalorian is complaining about monero.
(But not complaining about people sharing csam and sending each other zaps for payment)
I'm still waiting for people to remove lightning addresses from their profiles. I've never had one because lightning is a shitcoin designed to suppress the value of bitcoin. Catch up with me, fools