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the greybeards
Beards are for the ugly. Ack.
Keep that jaw chiseled, men.
I personally think Adam Scott (the actor) is a perfect example of this. Looks much better with beard than without. Your theory holds up.
Way to make every bearded man feel self conscious with one note 😅😂😭
GM! 🤙🏽☕️☀️
Beards unite 🧔♂️
Gm 🤙
These are facts lol 🧔♂️
Beard rant. That was the post. I love ❤️ this place.
Once he hit his 40s, yeah. Earlier he was in the phase where it can go either way.
If a guy has an unusually strong jaw (eg Brad Pitt), then the age with which it can go either way tends to be greatly extended.
GM☕️☀️💜🫂🧔
I don't think I'm bad looking, but thanks for the tip!
Beards are usually good period, on classically attractive and less classically attractive men.
Classically attractive men just pull off the no beard look better; in other words they have more options. Like Brad Pitt is going to be handsome whatever he does whereas a guy with a weaker chin or a double-chin can often get an instant boost with a beard. Nature gave him an optional chin-shield for a reason.
I grew bread since I was 18. Best decision ever!🔥
What do you think the natural reason for a beard is? What’s the evolutionary advantage of it?
I sm wondering why a lot of women are so attracted by beard. I can’t stand it😁
Much appreciated 🤙
Lol
Yes.
You don’t like beards?
lol some comments are thinking I am saying beards are for the ugly.
No. Beards usually look good. Generally, good-looking guys look good with or without a beard, whereas if someone has some weakness to the face that they don’t like, and beard usually gives them an instant boost.
It’s an optional chin-shield, and for some people it makes a bigger difference than others.
Voilà enfin des sujets intéressants sur Nostr 😉
#nostrfr
View quoted note →Well, thank you! Nice of you. And a GM to you, too.
Have a great day, everyone. With and without a beard. And remember to stack sats😃
I have a beard so no one will kiss me
What if I’ve had a beard since I was 20?
😂😂😂
Astute observation. Wen blonde?
I hear the sluttiest thing a man can do is grow a mustache.
View quoted note →I’d like to see how Scott Adams would look with a bear🤷
Beard kills gallant?
View quoted note →I love my #UNIX greybeard.
I took it as a complement.
Once you go hair you never go bare.
That you got an ugly face behind your glorious beard??? 😂😂
I never liked my jawline. Her comment is accurate validates my decision to grow a beard. What exists underneath it no longer matters as long as I keep my beard.
Yup same. Weak chin
There is a term for men without beards -> Women
So true. I've always said that, now, let the salt & pepper hair grow, and OMG. guys have it made.
This is why I grew a beard 😂
Beards are cool, mustaches are weird.
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Secondary sex characteristics attractive, scientists find
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I disagree. I am NOT into facial on men, especially beards. Ick. Think of all the food crumbs!
🇬🇧George Michael looked sexy with a bit of facial hair but otherwise, it’s a total TURN OFF for me!
Well that’s what makes a market.
That's why I've never completely shaved my beard since I was 20 😂
It's an easy hack to look older. I struggled with Babyface until my mid 30s when I finally grew out my facial hair. Honestly, the more consequential thing for guys looking good is not being fat and muscle mass in that order.
The crumbs are the best bit, especially when you're walking down the street and you're peckish
Getting dating tips from
@Lyn Alden on nostr wasn’t ever close to ever be on my bingo card.
I prefer scruff than a beard personally.
Lyn, Ted Cruz is not that old. :-)
See my beard
Ain’t it weird
Don’t be scee-erd
It’s just a beard
G. Carlin
“Before you where born kids “
#beardstr trending
I don’t know what you mean by that? Clarify plz, thanks.
😂😂😂
Haha. Yeah, no thank you.
This is going to trigger so many people and I love it 🤌
Feel very seen rn
🤣 wen beard Walker?
walkered right into that one
Lots of women DO love beards. Basically: there's a market for everyone.
Excellent beard man 🤙
I had a beard for a few years until I realized I looked better without one 🤷♂️
You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley, or something like that.
Optional chin shield 😂😂
I think 🇬🇧Neil Gaiman may have facial hair and it looks good on him.
But I’m personally just NOT into facial hair on men. If a guy is camping or something, it’s fine. But otherwise, I do NOT find it attractive.
Y’all really wanna see this?
Come on, if you could grow a beard you'd do the same 😆
😂🤌🏻
Big if true.
Oh ok. Yes, I agree. It’s a personal preference/taste on what a person likes in what they find physically attractive.
I don’t like it. Also have sensitive skin so it’s a practical thing.
Hehe same with people in general and sunglasses.
No, I wouldn’t! I would make a fantastic, thoughtful, sweet bf tho if I were a guy.
GM!
He comes from the city I live in/next to, there's a street in Southsea named after one of his books - I never realised he was a local till a few years back and only discovered him when he worked with Terry Pratchett. Class bloke.
BEARDID
Bring Back Brother Hezekiah!
If I’m being honest I have a bigger issue with him looking like Danny McBride with his hair right now 💀
Thanks for zap. Oh that’s cool! I actually know 🇬🇧Neil. He’s a very lovely and kind person. Great writer and human being. Haven’t see him in years tho.
Swagger
That's awesome, and really cool to know he's appreciated by people that have actually met him - with a sense of humour like he has I should have thought he'd be a great guy to spend an evening at the pub with
Yeah. We ugly chicks with just a mustache can go to hell. But some guys grow a beard just to actually look like a grown-up 🤷🏻♀️
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I'd imagine that men gaining wealth in their 40s and 50s is far more attractive to most women
Agree, I think 🇬🇧Neil would be a jolly fellow to share a pint with at a pub. Very wise! Cider for me tho.
🇬🇧Neil Gaiman and I’ve never had a drink together (yet), but he did send an old 🇬🇧 friend to 🇬🇧London to help me cuz I was in a jam. I think there was alcohol at a private afterparty we were both at, can’t recall.
🇬🇧Neil is a wonderful, kind, lovely human being! And very interesting. He’s a Helper.
I’d obvi definitely invite him to FAB soirees in near future.
I think you and I’d also enjoy sharing a drink at a cozy pub. I get along very well with the Brits! So polite! Thankfully, no smoking allowed in them anymore!
Would be really unlucky losing the genetics lottery on both fronts: having an unattractive face and the inability to grow a beard. 🤣
Show was hilarious
Well, Lyn, I was bearded when I was younger but in the past few years the beard turned gray and I don’t want to look like my grandpa… so no beard anymore.
Ohhh no...
This is where I'm a stereotypical Asian woman: no facial hair plz!!
Almost always men look better to me without facial hair.
But I'm afraid this note of Lyn's is gonna encourage more Bitcoiner guys to grow beard if they didn't before...
View quoted note →The army made me shave every day so now days I have a beard just because I can. I've had to keep it trimmed short the last few months though because I've been working in a restaurant a few days a week.
Effet de mode, mais il y a barbe et barbe, 😂l'essentiel est qu'elle pique 🗽🙏 bonne journée et surtout merci
Nope! 😁
Okay Len
Well groomed beard, definitely.
Lol
The attractiveness of my big red beard is undeniable.
GM
And what’s about the Girls?🤭💜🧡
I feel attacked
Well good morning to you, Lyn! ;)
Wondering about all the beard-haters, sort of, in the comment. Isn't a beard a normal, natural feature on a man's face? A person who dislikes my well-grown and groomed beard can sod off. They don't deserve me if they don't respect how I am and the choice I made with my body.
I've grown a beard since I was 18, one of the best decisions I've ever made.
Fortunately enough most people I know like my beard. Some even tell me to not shave!
Hats off to all fellow bearded plebs out there. Be proud.
#asknostr #plebchain
View quoted note →Beard up
Most women I have met don't care about men's money. They can make their own. What women want is security, warmth and companionship. Looks and money dont matter as much the older you get. The competition is also not a problem, as most people are selfish assholes
And the 20% of us that were attractive without the beard, we just enjoy not being cucked to the razor.
"Beards are just makeup for guys" - overheard from a kid irl
"Beards are just makeup for guys" - overheard from a kid irl
Interesting question
@average_bitcoiner Wondering the same about hair...
I grow a beard I look 10 years older. not in a good way
beard and bald when you are 50+ >>>>
Some girls are trying that beard thing too but it is not improving their look that much.
Weird that #Barbie is called that way since "barbe" is beard in french.
Perhaps they saw into the future:
View quoted note →Beards are just the result of a lack of shaving. In that way, they are the opposite of makeup, which requires effort to put on.
I say it all the time-beards are male makeup.
Shave your eyebrows then, and report back. Your opinion is invalid.
I do not want to see his search history.
Apparently all you need is an eye liner pencil
Lyn, do you think, i too,
can benefit?
Cyborg Augustus🥹
Ugly AF on girls, and try that as a guy.
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