Mofo’s be tryna steal your bitcoin.
Scammers, politicians, pretty women, friends, family, shitty startup founders.
Your job is not to let them.
Stay safe out there.
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But...the pretty women....
Everyone wants your BTC is a good lens to operate from
For me its like handsome boys 🤣🤣
Trust no one with your keys. Not your keys, not your coins — stay vigilant.
...are dudes
So don't spend?
Fuuuuuuugggggg. It's OVER.
Bitcoinnappers 🤣🫣🥳
TRUST NO ONE, especially the pretty women!
If you zap me I’ll zap you trust me bro
I am one of those people, but in return I send you delicious ghee 🐮😛
No lies detected.
I read this and this song came on the Amazon playlist and I laughed my ass off
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Check the ending lol 😂
Government strategic reserves
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So you saying she’s not genuinely interested in how my trades are going?
It be like that.
How about ugly women?
Interesting. How much does the job pay?
What the hell is Bitcoin?
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I know!! Check your DMs 🤙🫡
Ikr! No titties, just dudes with terrible grammar
Guess I'll go back to my cave and keep stacking...
Wise move 🫡
No,, no, no, no, and NO. The Mofo’s gonna get a big ol dose of Vitamin N from me😂
No, but I am. How's your trade going?
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I've got 10,000 sats bounty for someone to use AI to rewrite DMX's song "What These Bitches Want" from a HODLer instead of DMX's choice word...& an additional 10,000 sats bounty if it includes a video of @HODL rapping it
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Ok. And do we do with them?
Holding, of course. But then??
Bitcoin treasury companies have done a great job so far
How about big titty bitches ?
"Were you listening to me, Neo?
Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"