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Without a doubt! 😂
In a heartbeat
Ya gotta rim it
French kiss it 😂
All day!
yes. i hate spiders, but i love bitcoin more.
For sure. No question. Does it have to be a long kiss? Lol.
Lol
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I get to kiss this floofy spider AND get a whole coin? Fuck yes.
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French kiss Derek 🤣
Part of the way a tarantula defends itself is it is able to shoot its hairs out and the hairs get into the attackers eyes and in its nostrils. Something to think about all you nostrs.
Oh man. Hairy on the tongue. Hmmm. 😏
Haha, definitely!
spiders accept bitcoin?
Sure, but they can also be great pets. 😛
Yes .........
Maybe
Does licking count?
DONE.
Anal no condom for 20$
Long french kiss 😜
I've tried one of these on my hands once, it's a very delicate touch. But kissing is so scary 😱 I’m not sure, I can do it. Maybe a try 🤷♀️
Sure.
I would offer .5 ₿itcoin to her to tell i did it 😂
💯 I’d eat it for 1 whole Bitcoin
Love your honesty 😂🫂💜
I’ll pitch in to see that. No hurling
With tongue 😜
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You would wouldn’t you 🤣🤣🤣
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$20 is $20.

Snap! 🤣
Now I know more - the hairiest parts of tarantula(are 8 feet) , that their venom is not that toxic to humans and hair can cause iteration. Wold kiss and eat if fried.
i would like you to be penniless within a year
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Is there anyone on Nostr that you actually like?
Nasty creatures when observing their quite horrific in human perspective nature, apex in adapted nature, a predator but serving mammals.
It’s a romantic insect.

🙌🧡 I’ll do🙌
Send me Maria 👇
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I'd suck it off for that.
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Noooope
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The first ‘no’!!! 😂
There’s not enough satoshis to make me kiss a spider 😂😂
No!
Thank you Marie zapping! More power to you!
IS THIS A REAL OFFER BECAUSE YES!
Fuck we fell from 1 BTC quick.
I bid 499,999 sats
We got those...they're very cute, n fast.
For a bitcoin? make a taco of it.
Best I can do right now is 111 ⚡️
Spider tacos 🌮 now I’d like to see that! 😂
400k
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It’s a friendly spider right?
Tarantula
Has it been clarified yet which part is the hariest? That might make a difference 😂
Looks like it’s that hairy butt 😂
And with tongue 😜
I use to have 1 about that size as a pet when i was a teen. He lived for about 10 years.
Guess that’s an easy yes then 😂
Isn’t that their ass? I don’t want to scare or freak out the tarantula.
That’s a hard no 😳
And with tongue 😜
Thank you 💜🫂🧡
Wait their ass has a tongue? Or you’re supposed to kiss the tarantula with tongue for 1 BTC? In the latter case I think there are some serious consent issues. I don’t know that the tarantula asked to be involved in this bs.
If you’re giving him the tongue I’m certain he’ll be loving it!
Oh look, snakes
Paradise Lost

Atta man 😂
Tossed tarantula, a hairy dish.
Haachama is that you...? 🤣
Eating tarantula for a whole bitcoin 😏
For posterity 😭😭
Be sure to join us in our next ladies nest chat with your lippy 💄😂
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Hm... I'd have to know the exact species and how it feels about humans..
tarantula
🫣🫣🫣 no sé déjame pensarlo un poco más 🤣
Sure, after keeping in the freezer overnight.
In a heartbeat.
Whii yyyy no no nooo 😂

of course, i'm not here to fuck spiders
Yes
Which bit is the hairiest, precisely?
1 Bitcoin is 1 Bitcoin so Yes. Real question for Nostr is where do they draw the line on what they would do for 1 BTC 🤣