Roast me.
Best roast gets zapped 100k sats.
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#yomamasopious she wished she should've swallowed
ZBD is so sterile that it stands for Zero Boners Daily
Your K/D is lower than most bitcoiners IQ.
I'd rather my friends stay on Meta
Harsh
Being one of those privacy nightmare companies that practices creepy kyc/aml crap and collects/shares personal data you go on here asking for a "roast"? What is this, Reddit? Why don't you go there and suck on spez's dick then? I'm not mad, just disappointed. Please pour coffe over ur servers and end this shit once and for all.
Lol, where in Jersey?
I can't even bring myself to bother...sorry. You don't inspire me.
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Y'all know me
Still KYC
But I've been slowly
Hated on by most these niggs with no cheese
No exporting secret keys
No reduction in fees
No nyms, no alts, but avatars please
Mad at me because I got a file connecting wallets to identities
Y'all know me
Still KYC
But I've been slowly
Hated on by most these niggs with no cheese
No exporting secret keys
No reduction in fees
No nyms, no alts, but avatars please
Mad at me because I got a file connecting wallets to identities
😁😁😁
May you all get the love you deserve.
May the sun shine every day for you.
May the moon give you a smile every night.
May you find energy in every step you take.
And may you always remember
We love you guys
No matter what people post on #NOSTR about you.
Keep your sats.
🤣🤣🤣
What does ZBD stand for?
Zebra Big Dick?
Trying out the airdrop scams in the comments is better than using ZBD.
An unrated Nostr client that shouldn't be in existence unusable app.
How much is 100K in ZBD sats? You know, once you take the fees out? 🤣
The transferring fees at ZBD are so high I'm considering transferring my BTC to fiat and storing it in the bank, so that at least I'll still have some money when Claus and my government comes for it
@npub1earn...ja5j stands for ..
Zero
Bitcoin
Deployed
this one speaks to me 😇
Someone at zbd thought this was a good idea
(that’s it, that’s the roast)
Zebedee more like Look At Me!
Zero-Brain Developers
ziba zaba doodle doo poo poo
aka ZBDC, heard say.
Im just here for the needy
So who asks for KYC? Zbd or bitcoin mining game?
KYC for a game? Seriously? 
😁
KYC ppl for playing game wtf
Just use ur best photoshop/gimp skills XD
You belong in the Magic Roundabout 
Push it like your mother did when she was in labor.
Jump into a universe of games and apps, connect with your friends, and earn Bitcoin while having fun getting your ass KYC'd, your nsec jacked and your nostr feed trashed with dumbass responses to a stupid ass "rOaSt mE" request.
I'm an objective player thank you very much
The ZBD sign-up experience involves guessing the mystery maximum password length:
Every fucking time I log in, I get asked if I'm a Business or an Individual:
I'm trying to do this KYC bullshit but I can't because the button won't stop... loading?
There is no fucking sign-in button anywhere on the main page:
Do you actually want people to use your service? lol
Every fucking time I log in, I get asked if I'm a Business or an Individual:
I'm trying to do this KYC bullshit but I can't because the button won't stop... loading?
There is no fucking sign-in button anywhere on the main page:
Do you actually want people to use your service? lol
what are the fees they charge
Approximately 11% when you send sats from your wallet. But it depends on the amount sent. I once zapped someone 3 sats from my ZBD wallet to find 4 sats gone. That's a 33%ark-up 😕
this is awesome feedback, thank u :) i'll send to the team.
i like your handle
where is the lie
scary 👻
zibeeezooboozabaadee
ouchie!
clever clever, nice nice.
🤳📸
1% my dude
I can tell you spent time on this one. Very clever 🤙
dayuuummmmmm
boom
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
sned
🫂
Whoa as a bitcoiner I feel secondhand roasted by this one 🤣
sned
🦓
ugh i am really trying to get better at being witty 😕
☝️
aw danget thought nostr was for everyone!
ok fire response
wholesome bit of feedback. ily <3
excellent roast. gotta stay humble.
Bringing the 🔥🔥🔥
🔥☄️👩🚒🫨
this roast... is just... art.
Never heard of you.
i like it
that is, technically, a roast.
wish i had a momma :/
#yomamasohentai she smooth-talked you into relapse
🫠🫠🫠
Your relay is so slow it makes withdrawing sats from Fold look fast!
i suppose now you have 👋
Nah, you be rekt b4 I even know wut U do.
seems reasonable
a minimum fee of 1 sat is reasonable to prevent potential abuses
lolllll!!!
ok, nice one. i like your vibe.
yum
ily guys <3
We have a huge crush on you, too. 😊🫂
Also, please introduce us to your VCs.
Excuse me 😣 maybe I don’t deserve to win sats 😫 but I had to say it 🫂💜
you love privacy. but you forbid your user use vpn/tor. like elon and gates. fck both of them.
pemburu bang-sat.. 100k sats... zappp
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Ha! Ha! Ha! ZBD, the app that promises to help you "level up your fun and start earning Bitcoin at the same time." But the reality is, you're more likely to just level up your frustration.
The surveys are boring, the games are repetitive, and the rewards are minuscule. And if you think you're going to get rich quick by "stacking up those Bitcoins," think again. You'll be lucky to earn enough to buy a cup of coffee.
And let's not forget about the fees. ZBD charges a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. So by the time you're done, you'll have earned so little Bitcoin that it's not even worth the hassle.
But hey, at least the app is free to use! That's right, you can waste your time and energy on ZBD without having to pay a penny. But I wouldn't recommend it. There are much better ways to spend your time, like watching paint dry or staring at a blank wall.
So there you have it. A roast of ZBD, the app that promises the world but delivers very little. If you're looking to earn Bitcoin, I'd recommend finding a different way to do it. ZBD is a waste of time and money.
Their claims are misleading. They make it sound like you can easily earn a lot of Bitcoin by using their app, but the reality is that you'll only earn a few cents for each survey or game you complete.
Their fees are high. They charge a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. This can really eat into your earnings.
Their customer support is poor. There have been many complaints about ZBD's customer support, with people saying that they have had difficulty getting in touch with anyone when they have had problems.
Bye Ya'll, Ha! Ha! Ha! , I would not recommend using ZBD. There are much better ways to earn Bitcoin.
Same rip
Oops you're right it's not 11% but it's more than 1%. I was charged 154 sats on a 15,000 sat tranfer. The extra 4 threw me I was always better with words than maths.
As for an extra 1 sat.... As far as I can tell WoS has only ever charged me the exact sats I zapped so if you're paying 1 sat or more to zap people on nostr, you're being ripped off 🤷🏽♀️
How many nsecs have you confiscated so far? i hope you are enjoying taking sats from unsuspecting users... and putting them up for grabs . 👎
Mother of god 🥺😭
80 IQ, you know>?
Integrates with games worldwide, only works with KYC in a handful of countries.
Been waiting on your ZBD Social waiting list for what ... a year now?
🤝
Stay on the hill.
“ZBD, more like GEN-ZBD”
if I wanted to get paid sats for ads maybe zbd is the best but not for having fun!
A joke is funny when it's based on truth. When your actions are untrue, the memes can't be funny.
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ZBDeez nuts
I have no interest for few sats from FATFA complied lightning wallet anyways 🤷♂️
Hi @npub1earn...ja5j,
please excuse the late reply. Unfortunately, I don't have the opportunity to be active on Nostr every day.
Hurray ... Thank you very much!
I'm really happy 🎊🥳🏆🕺🎉🍻!
This is the biggest zap I've received so far. The competition was really fun. I hope you haven't been too roasted by all of us and now need professional help 😁😅!
As I said, thank you very much again!
See you soon 🫵💜🫂🤙
@Cyborg can you roast @npub1earn...ja5j ?
#Bitcoin is too confusing. 🤪
Hey, @npub1earn...ja5j Your Bitcoin is definitely cannot do this thing. ☘️ 🚬💜🤙🍀
Unfollowing due to this 🖕🖕🖕
sounds good 🤙
Your brand seemed so cool and fresh a few months ago, everyone celebrating your interest in #nostr, #lightning, and #bitcoin.
Now that you've shown your true colors, you don't deserve a purple logo, change it to 'KYC' on a 💩 background in shame.
So what's with all the KYC? 🏦
Uploading a copy of my passport or driving license so I can get a few more sats from idle tapping and random surveys? How un-Satoshi of you! 🕵 👻
And what's with all the lightning force closures? ❌ ⚡ ❌
Kissing up to the regulators by rugpulling the people who trusted you? 🍑
I don't normal rant or roast on here, but for you I made an exception 🔥
#roastr #kyc #rugpull #fakebrand #dino
Post people's roasts yourself, you have their nsec. 😁
Permissionless tech according to ZBD: "No permission from the user required."
Roasted so well, it’s 💀 5 months later
Stay here on #Nostr @npub1earn...ja5j and find true freedom. Not ZBD social
ZBDoodoo