There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.
The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.
Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂
Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂
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Lol wait, that's a thing?
Like some girls don't want to say their weight?
Knowing the number won't make you fatter, or taller 😂
That ain't the only length they've been lying about 😂
I’m 6’1 but when people ask I like to say 6 feet so my 5’11 kings passing as 6 feet get triggered😂🤌 can’t help myself💀😆
In this story
You are the bad guy 😜😜😜
🤣🤣🤣
Actually being 6tf tall is great FYI. 💜🫂
Only tall people get asked how tall they are.
How fucking insecure do you have to be to lie about your height?
Hahaha not trying to be!
I think a lot of guys do it because the dating apps filter them out otherwise
No I think it’s more like I’m standing right next to them and they have to say I’m taller to make themselves seem taller
The number of times men have told me I'm wrong about my own height when we can both see they are shorter than me 😂
lol it’s tough out here
What is that in freedom units?
As a fellow tall guy, you need to trigger both of them and lie about your height and say you’re just 6’0” or 5’11” 🤣🤣
So how tall are you?
😁😁😁😁😁
You can just measure things
This is a thing that happens?
I'm also 5'11 😂
You should shave a couple inches next time to fuck with the dude lol
Yes quite frequently actually
4’11
5’6
Proof of height?⚡️
Oh ok. Then good you didnt meet me. Cuz I would have probably asked you Bro how short are you?! 🤣✨️🙊😂 jokes. Im extremely tall for a female... I just like to crack jokes. No offense 😇🙏
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The dating scene is fucked.
Is that a butthole?
A little under 6'7"
no, just short hand for a meme
When I was younger and more reactive a gordito woman in the grocery store cornered me to ask how tall I was. I wasn’t in the mood so I snapped back with “how much do you weigh?”
Went over like an expired bag of twinkies.
Haha I’m jk I’m 6’3
Cute 😂 can't say I have!
Aaah now thats tall ✨️🔥😁tall people are awesome 🥳🥰🖖
Haha 🤣
Nah bro you’re like 6’5 maybe even 6’6
«The road to hell, is built on good intentions»
-Limp Bizkit
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I figured that’s how the conversations go 😂
Word for word lol
💯 most guys are adding about 2 inches
Or they want to point out that you must be extraordinarily tall, so they feel closer to the norm.
When they ask me that, I say "five foot seven...teen" and wait for the confused dog look while they sort out the remainder division.
When they ask me if I play basketball, I insist I'm a jockey or a gymnast.
I think they're testing to see how high you can count
I've heard it's the same for tall women. Gabriella Reese mentioned every guy tells her she's 6'5" or more when she's really 6'3" so that they can be "6 feet tall"
lol very common
Brits still use feet and inches, pounds and stone when talking about height and weight - except when we go to the doctors who insist on using Euro measurements for some reason!
People who use them obviously! 😉
