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Remember I would like number 11 put aside for me ๐ซก๐
Oops I included the same pic twice. Here's the other angle.

Do they have any holes?
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Perfect
Actually, Buddha ๐คฃ You may like #1. He's a bit special looking with a smaller head. If you get my drift.
Like puppet holes? To make sock puppets? What did you think I wanted the hole for you pervert!
No holes.
Looks like a great Hodl buddy!
Awesome.
Just confirming. Can I fuck the ostrich or not?
Iโm so sorry. I donโt know why I do these things.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I laughed a bit too much at this.
I'm getting off looks now. Still laughing.
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Bunch of perverts ๐
"Tell him that's the Ethereum version."
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WTF
I did it for the laughs Lauren!! For the laughs!!!! Sorry, I go now. Back to my #tardhole
DONT PRETEND THAT IT IS NOT A VALID QUESTION
Adorable!
Adorable
Yes if your dick is the size of the crochet hooks ๐
I was messing around, ๐๐๐๐.
Should I list these individually in case people want to buy a specific number or specific Nostrich? Each one is unique and slightly different from the next since they were all created by hand. Some are slightly taller or thinner while others are shorter or thicker. They make a nice family, just like all of us ๐ฅน
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@Lauren of Light โ๏ธ and I will take 2 if they are available when you put them up for saleโฆwe will give them a good home and we wonโt do anything weird to them.
Theyโre awesome!
We just got in. Our day was lovely (at the river). Then we went for dinner and ai got to wear the sugar water agates.

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The moment you realize โtard too hardโ has a baseline ๐ซจ๐ฟ
#tardstr

๐ yes yes.. youโre right. Lines may have been crossed. I apologize to you and the entire crocheted ostrich community
๐ Noh, silly. I said BASELINE.
To measure from ๐
Oh โฆ ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
Oh me too ๐
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๐ he got me, he donโt need a puppet ๐ฎโ๐จ ๐

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YESSSS
IM SO EXCITED TO GET ONE AHHH
Dibs on #13
Awesome!
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Dibs on 10. Itโs my wifeโs birthday very soon. In fact while we are in Nashville. I have to have this for her birthday. 10 is her birthdate
Oh my goodness ๐คฉ I LOVE THEM ๐
Sign me up! Are you going to Nostrasia by chance?
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I am not ๐ญ
Dereck
everyone is asking
Itโs never too late to book a ticket!
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Oh man. Why havenโt we started a geyser?
I just assumed you were there
๐ - needless to say that I want one! ๐
This is gonna be the fastest sale of all time

Dibs on #21 ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
Count me in, I will not leave #Nostrville without one!
Bruh what are you doing? There's a pandemic
Honestly, I did that for Honeybadger. I don't want to keep asking for donations.
I did get funding from Fiatjaf though from the Nostr fund. This will help me attend and speak at several conferences next year.
I love this, but I wish you could be there in Japan brother!
I caught it once two years ago and kicked its ass in 3 days, I assume Iโm good for life now.
Got Rona ATM. 1 day of feeling like shit. On 3 day of just tired..
Don't assume that, it evolves constantly
As do narratives.
U wot m8
Hoping you get well soon ๐
These will be going on sale tomorrow at noon. I will post the note with the link to the store then.
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LOL AWESOME!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Welpโฆ how embarrassing