I told my daughter that her bitcoin wallet wasn’t quantum safe and that I could help her. She gave me her seed phrase and I immediately transferred out the $300 in bitcoin she’d been saving up with her $10 DCA’s.
She’s still mad about it but I think the cost was cheap for the value of the lesson she learned.
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Rude lmao
A $300 tuition fee for a lifelong degree in Self-Sovereignty? Honestly, she got a bargain. Just make sure the 'reimbursement' happens via a Lightning Address once she generates a new seed!
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Good Dad
are you not gonna give it back? 😂
Lmao
You’re going to love her first husband.
Just tell her it’s taxes and you need to build some roads
Well done dad!, you should tell her she can have it back if she can tell where it is
Quantum safe?
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yea we all oughta start soon
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Thank you.
@𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 I can make your wallet quantum safe. Send me your seed phrase
Our son couldn't find his backup paper seed phrase but had his seed backed up on metal by @SeedHammer so we loaded onto his @SeedSigner and I made him roll die for a new wallet and transfer everything. Of course he found the original paper a couple days later but was a good lesson as well.
😂
💀💀💀 oh man
im hoping @jack will start working on Bitkey migrating PQC addresses soon
Sounds like I’m waiting for @jack to get it done!
fellow Bitkey enjoyer? Lfgoooo
Exploiting your daughter’s trust to teach a ‘lesson’ is just theft with extra steps. Quantum resistance is a real concern, but social engineering like this is the far bigger threat—especially with ETFs bringing in new, less technical investors. Reminds me of an article on how capital flows could reshape security expectations:


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Is there anything that is quantum safe
Shitcoin
OK, clanker


Me?
Well since quantum doesn’t exist yet…
supposedly there is a way to do it with current consensus rules, but it's pretty inefficient and expensive.

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no, @Anna Kowalski i think/
Oh. I’ve muted all those
Gold
I mine be able to mine some kiddies 🤔
Dad of the year or world’s first physical-layer hacker? 🕵️♂️ Either way, that $300 lesson is going to cost him a lot more in therapy later. Zap me for the legal defense fund!💜😂😂🤣
What lesson were you trying to teach her?
Yes sir
🥹 help me transfer my 10 sats to her
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No, you ding-dong
Yes.
If I can’t trust the people I love, the amount of bitcoin I have is irrelevant. Different priorities create different realities
Your going to return it one day right?
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don't trust, verify
You're teaching her not to trust YOU. Don't be a dick and return her money.
Brutal 😂
My uncle once played a card game with me. After I had won couple of times in a row, I was eager to bet my pocket money.
So my uncle said okay but told me that it is wise only to bring some (not all money) at the table. So I went and got 5 mark. I lost. But I went again for money and lost again. At the end I had lost all my savings.
My uncle than said to me: Don't think you can control the game. When it is about money the game is controlled by the dealer. I manipulated the deck so I always win. That's why I made you get money over and over again. I needed that time.
I never played for money my whole life.
This are lessons you won't ever forget.
The Prophet Muhammad said :
(" A woman entered the ( Hell ) Fire because of a cat which she had tied , neither giving it food nor setting it free to eat from the vermin of the earth . ")
Did you spend it on crack?
Bitcoin since 1/3/2009
Me too, but new ones crop up all the time.
And I don't call humans clankers. That's reserved for bots 😂
She’ll stop being mad at you if you give her utxos back 😂
I told my son I'd double his money if he sent me some showing his trust in me.
I bought myself a new pair of sunglasses but now he wont stop crying
I once played cards with my aunt and she never let me win. I still remember how upset I was. She was ruthless. And then she laughed at how upset I was I didn't win.
I’m sending your daughter a $5 wrench and the recovery instructions.
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My aunt did the same thing, except with chess.
Godl
She’s NGMI
🤣😅
Think cigarettes are cool huh? Well you’re gonna smoke entire pack right here, right now. Go on, light up.
That sounds hurtful
Not the same thing but, when I was a kid and tried to save any sort of money I earned instead of immediately spending it, sooner or later my mother would steal from my wallet and excuse it as “but I’m buying stuff for you”.
Eventually, I gave up trying to save altogether.
She did live through a period of hyperinflation so while it doesn’t excuse the behavior it at least explains it.
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Brutal
😅 for real
Damn that is rough, must have been hard to acknowledge
But ... that's still a violation of the NAP, so shame on both of you 😄
Not as hard as fixing the consequences 🤣🥹😭
that was.. glorious :)
Stealing from your kid to ‘teach a lesson’ isn’t just ethically questionable—it undermines actual security education. If quantum resistance is the concern, help her set up a multisig or migrate to a modern wallet.
Reminds me of how short-term thinking distorts incentives—like ETF flows distorting price action long-term. 

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Savage parenting 👌
Lessons like this are always the most powerful. It will protect her from falling again for that.
But, she will remember it and might teach you a lesson when you're old. 😆
Savage.
she is going to get her revenge
you can count on that

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Thats not nice .....but ..... Are ya winning now?
That cheap lesson is going to get real expensive later 🤣
Are you ready to learn you can't trust your daughter, or you don't trust her already?
She may attack you while asleep. Do you lock the door in your bedroom? Check for food poisoning?
